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Going into Red Steel 2, I was excited. I had never played the first one so I don’t have anything to base it on but the look and combat all seemed very intriguing. After booting it up, I was very pleased. The opening sequences were very great, albeit hampered by terrible load times. The load times happen by your character just staring at a door, waiting for it to open. It breaks the immersion qu...

THIS WEEK I'm back. Did you miss me? Nope. Well, fuck you too Darksiders TV Movies happened. I saw them with my eyes Darksiders I went into Darksiders with little, to no excitement which may have helped me in the end. In Darksiders, you play as War, one of the four Horseman of the Apocalypse on his quest to...do...something. The explanation of all the story is really poor; which I think is simi...

THIS WEEK No games. Awesome Movies and shit! One show! TV Scrubs was good again. CHRISTMAS MOVIES A Christmas Story: A+ Fred Clause: D- Love Actually: A+ Christmas Vacation: A- Miracle on 34th Street: B+ Best Christmas Movies I watched. Worst to Best. Fred Clause Four Christmases Christmas With The Kranks Miracle on 34th Street How The Grinch Stole Christmas Christmas Vacation Elf Home Alone Ba...

No descriptions because that made it worse. Year-End Awards. Read, comment, blaaaa Best Re-Make (To define re-make, I mean games like Wolfenstein, etc. But straight up re-makes such as Punch Out!! still count) Punch-Out!! Best Sequel Assassins Creed II Best New Franchise Dragon Age: Origins Best Shooter Modern Warfare 2 Best Extreme Sports/Traditional Sports Game Skate 2 Most Disappointing Unch...

THIS WEEK It sucks, so you should comment on my Year-End awards blog. L4D2 Saboteur Demon's Souls Dexters heart-wrenching finale Did I mention you should comment on my Year-End blog ? MOTHER EFFING CHRISTMAS MOVIES Left 4 Dead 2 The obvious thing everyone has heard at this point is that Left 4 Dead 2 is more Left 4 Dead, and while that is true, it doesn't change the fact that Left 4 Dead 2 is f...

Most of my nominations are 5 games each. I did make an exception for a few because man...there was a lot of good games this year Best Re-Make (To define re-make, I mean games like Wolfenstein, etc. But straight up re-makes such as Punch Out!! still count) Boy and His Blob Punch-Out!! New Super Mario Bros. Monkey Island Special Edition Trials HD Best Sequel Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Tim...

This week! A Boy and His Blob Pixel Junk Shooter Silent Hill: Shattered Memories TV MOVIES MADNESS Lets get shit started A Boy and His Blob I never played the original A Boy and His Blob and going into this the only real thing drawing me in was the impressive art style, what lay beneath all that was a surprisingly fun game. The platforming combined with using your blob to transform into differe...

Last year, I done a thing where I asked the commenters to give me some categories. I'm doing the same the same thing this year but this time around, I cannot promise an actual winner of your proposed category. I will do my damnedest to think of one but if I can't, too bad. Unless you throw out some examples, if I've played one of the examples and I think it deserves the award, I'll do it. SO FA...

THIS WEEK Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: Game Time Academy of Champions: Soccer? NOTHI-oh TV Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: Game Time Going into Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: Game Time, I had extremely low expectations, which is no shocker. If you hop directly into the main Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader game (where you come out, pick kids to help you and go up the ladder and tr...

This week! Madworld Punch Out!! I struggle with writing about FIFA 10! ALSO NO NEW OFFICE :((((( Sadface Madworld Madworld is a great idea, a brutal game with a colorful art direction, and it uses Motion Control in a crazy yet entertaining way. But after you get through about an hour of the game, that all fades away. The story is very bland, you're a guy named Jack (hardcore name) and you compe...

This week New Super Mario Bros. Assassins Creed 2 Ballad of Gay Tony WRASSLING New Super Mario Bros. Wii (singleplayer only) New Super Mario Bros. Wii is a game that I fount difficult to really point out what the developers worked on the most, on one hand, you'd think it was the co-op as that has been what they have been touting the most. On the other, most of the rest of the game is so well do...

This week: Modern Warfare 2 Left 4 Dead 2 aaaand Wiiii. TV MOVIES GO. Also, Runic Games' answers! Modern Warfare 2 By now you've all more than likely heard the faults and pros of Modern Warfare 2 a million times, singleplayer bad, multiplayer good. I do heavily agree with that which is sad seeing as how much I loved the first Modern Warfare's story. This one just seems to be all over the place,...

Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time is extremely similar to the Ratchet formula in a sense that the main focus is ridiculous weapons. Insomniac is such a good developer for this game that you expect the weapons to be good and most are but the weapons are just one of the many impressive things in A Crack in Time. The game picks up where Quest for B...

This week: Uncharted 2 Torchlight Ask those dudes some questions! TV and Saw Uncharted 2 Uncharted 2 had an ass face of hype, not shockingly of course. Most of the hype has probably diminished my thoughts on the game as I went into it expecting way too much. It's not that I didn't like the game and that I'm saying it's a poor game, it's that there was way too many frustrating points in the game...

This week! Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 Borderlands Trine Operation Flashpoint and I still like TV Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 The Smackdown vs. Raw series has, according to many people, been on a downward fall of bad games, while I disagree with that but do strongly acknowledge that the games have not been as good as I wanted. Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 is here to change that, and it does. Smackdown vs. Raw...

This week! Halo ODST South Park DJ Hero A little NBA Live Brutal Legend and a lot of TV! Halo 3: ODST I've never been a big fan of the Halo series (besides the first two) so take that to heart when reading my thoughts on ODST. The story is weak, the enemies are just plain bullet sponges, and the lighting is just annoying. They make it to where you pretty much have to use your light vision all t...

This week on What'cha Been Playing: Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 NHL 10 Lucidity Majesty 2 TV: Cleveland Show The: Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance Dexter: Remains To Be Seen Family Guy: Family Goy Saturday Night Live: Ryan Reynolds? South Park: Dead Celebrities The Office: The Wedding Newest Survivor Movies: Zombieland Away We Go 500 Days of Summer Toy Story 1 & 2 If you're wondering why t...

On this blog: Dephone!...Dexter the iPhone game Demos! (Brutal Legend, Forza 3, Fifa and PES, NBA Live and NBA 2K TV series' (The Office, Modem Family, Community, Glee, and Survivor) Section 8 Zombie Apocalypse Final word on Beatles Rock Band Seeing as the new Minor Issues formula for what'cha been playing is "Choose one game, talk about it", I need a place to talk and rant about my other games...

He's totally Batman Batman Arkham Asylum has garnered quite a bit of hype since it was first revealed. For many reasons, it looked interesting, it didn't seem like just another 'comic book game', and of course, it's frigging' Batman.Going into the game, having played the demo, I knew to expect a very good game but I still underestimated it a bit. First thing you see when you launch up this game...

Developers = Publishers and Developers The used game market is a very controversial market. Developers hate it, Gamestop and EB Games loves it. No matter where you actually stand on the used game war, we can all agree that it's a swift kick in the balls when you trade in a game they worked their ass on for just a couple of bucks. I'm a person that strongly supports the used games/trade-in marke...

This is Sparta! My opinions on Shadow Complex have been varying completely, one minute I'm loving it, the other minute it's making me want to rip my own eyes out. Don 't get me wrong, Shadow Complex is "decent", it's just too overrated and people seem to be missing all the problems associated with the game. One annoyance that is getting to me the most is the shooting. It's fine and dandy when y...

When Bigs 1 was released, it really went under the radar, I played it and quite loved it. It really opened my eyes to the fact that not all sports games have to be "hardcore" sims. Well, Bigs is back with a sequel that brings back the arcade feel, yes, but also gives you just a little bit more with a nice career mode and some pretty impressive in game gameplay. The look of The Bigs is very clos...

Let's get this out of the way, first. When Battlefield 1943 was released, it had quite a bit of issues. A games launch can honestly probably not get much worse than Battlefields, seeing as it was totally unplayable. Also, sitting at the start screen, tapping A over and over again is not really a fun thing to review. After maybe 2 days of work on their servers, the game was finally really ready...

I was planning on doing this in my weeks wrap-up but I've decided I'm just going to put the results in the wrap-up cause of time troubles. I may also start doing a wrap-up every two weeks instead of weekly. Michelle McCool def. Melina- Nobody really cares. I find it funny how we don't care and really neither does Vince McMahon. It's well known backstage that he's not the biggest fan of Diva's w...

The show starts out with the X-Division match and Curtis Granderson is at the announce table. But leaves cause he has to go do his "second job"...gonna go play baseball? What is this guy talking about? Anyways, I already realize I'm not digging this match type. It's confusing and odd. I think his second job is to do something with the title...I don't know. One of Lethal Consequences is gonna wi...

Lately, I've been wanting to start something new when it comes to what I do on this site that involves wrestling, I've done threads and stuff but I never really liked doing that seeing as if I post two times in a row, I can't post a third. So, all that said, I'm gonna start posting weekly blog posts that kind of wrap up what has been happening during that week of wrestling. During the latest Fr...

No fantastic picture cause I don't even know how to get it that way. Seeing as Kush didn't really want to post a thread about it, I figured why not I? I'm not in this episode but why not help Kush's tired ass out? We (meaning Kush and Rob) start off the show unenthusiastically with ''What We've Been Playing'' just like any other episode. We talk about Prototype, Ghostbusters: The Video Game, Tr...

Nintendo New Super Mario Bros. Game- Looks fantastic, can not wait for this Wii Fit Plus- EA Sports Active please? WII MOTION PLUS!?! WHAT IS THIS!?! Wii Sports Resort- Doesn't look to bad, excited to get my hands on it. New Final Fantasty-...yep. Kingdom Hearts- Very Kingdom Hearts-y with a familiar song. Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story- This looks...gross and interesting Golden Sun DS-...

I'm just gonna throw out the big things they done and throw out quick thoughts on it because I really just wanna relax and watch this years E3 than type up a huge ass blog. Much respect to the people that do. Microsoft Beatles: Rock Band- Does look awesome, really excited to see more. Tony Hawk Ride- Wow, so un-informative. Joy Ride- Kind of odd but excited to see how it turns out because it's...

5. Duke Nukem Forever, yes or no? I know, I know, the chances of someone coming out and being like "Duke is coming, bitches" is very slim but there's a chance! I mean, couldn't someone with like a huge amount of money pick this up and take a chance? From what I've saw it looked like a competent shooter. And if what we heard was true, it was close to being done...despite the fact we did hear tha...

Welcome! It’s been a while since I wrote a blog that wasn’t a list. So I’m back and I’ve got some...demos! UFC Undisputed and inFamous , to be exact. Oh, and maybe even some Mahjong thrown in…and Plants vs. Zombies! I’ll start with some UFC. The demo only gave you two fighters so I couldn’t really see too many fighting styles but I do know the two they gave me were pretty great. The overall ani...

So, as we all know, E3 is slowly but surely approaching and I love lists. Each time the leg on your clock ticks, it gets closer. Some are excited, some are dreading it. I've been through about 4 E3's (watching them). The last public and the "new" E3. I noticed nothing really different besides the fact that I saw a lot more games and less ugly models with guns, half-dressed. I enjoyed the new on...

These games are based on games that’ll come out this year or possibly next year. I won’t be including things coming out this month, inFamous, UFC, etc. Also, I’m sure I missed some so throw them out there if you think I might have. 5. Madden NFL 10- Every year, there’s another Madden, every year I get way too excited for it and I’m usually disappointed. But something tell’s me, this year! This...

5. F.E.A.R. 2 Yes, F.E.A.R 2 , although typing the title is a pain in the ass, the game is a breeze. Not a bad breeze but a good breeze, like a breeze of fresh air and you want to suck it down your throat. Although I recommend not sucking on F.E.A.R. 2. I went into F.E.A.R. 2, hating the first so I wasn’t really expecting too much but I got a game that was surprisingly good and surprisingly fun...

He'll shoot 'ya! 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is of course the follow-up to what most people consider a game that is pretty much utter garbage, 50 Cent: Bulletproof. And Blood on the Sand pretty much improves on everything. Not just is the shooting fun and frantic it also has a story that is not “epic” or what-have-you but it’s actually a fun over-the-top story that I enjoyed. It’s pretty simple,...

They roll that way... Street Fighter IV, baby. It’s here and it’s better than ever. A couple of months ago I could’ve told you straight up that the chances of me getting Street Fighter IV was slim-to-none but after a while of Street Fighter talk and me watching gameplay, I bought into the hype and finally made the faithful decision to get the game. Street Fighter IV of course has the normal mod...

Sorry that pretty much everything about this sucks. I just was thinking about doing this and this is also something I want to go back and look at in a couple of months and think "Man, those were the good 'ol days."

This lock proves little challenge. Fallout 3 is one of those games that, at first, it seems pretty bad. You’re thrown out of a vagina and you begin life in the vault. Now, you don’t really get the “full-experience” of life in the vault because you go from around age 1 or 2 to age 10, then 16, and finally 18. You’re waked up to find your dad has escaped from the vault and you have to go find him...

Take that Casey! You see, I can take pictures to...grainy pictures but it's a picture! TAKE IT!

Afro Samurai is a game that makes failure pop into my head instantly. I mean, if it wasn't an Anime, just the nam would bring back bad memories of Pirates vs. Ninja's Dodgeball. Luckily this game isn't complete fail, matter of fact it's not fail at all, super matter of fact, it's pretty great in some points but in others, not so much... One of the great things is the gameplay. Sure, sometimes i...

Afro!... and cigarette! So, you like Samuel Jackson , eh? Oh, you like Afro's and Samurai's, you say? Well good sir/ma'am, Afro Samurai may be just the game for you! Yes, I do have Afro Samurai and yes, it is semi-shoopadoopy. At the beginning of the game, I got pretty sucked in, great blood, terrific cell-shaded graphics, and a huge Afro, who wouldn't love it? In all serious-ness, at first I'm...

Fire! So, as most of you all know, the RE 5 demo has been released and I've voiced a small opinion of me just saying "Hey, it's not good" but not up until what just happened did I actually want to talk about how downright shit-poo this game can be... at points. I say "at points" because sometimes, I love this game. When I'm just shooting and being attacked and not having to worry about my jacka...

o rly? Hey all! I'm back with a blog, a short blog, but you'll take it and you'll like it! Anyway, I picked up Skate 2 in the mail last Monday and I figured, you know I'd write something up about it. When Skate 1 was announced I was at that point so tired of the Tony Hawks series , I immediately got excited. Then when the demo was released , I loved it, non-stop fun just skating around like a r...

Well, since everybody else was doing this, I figured I would! Mines gonna be more simple because, I mean, c'mon, nobody cares about me as much as they do the other people that's made some Blog's about this, but here it is, go! Top 3 Hated users 3. Lies 2. Solid_SnakeXx 1. HandsomeDead Awesome Users To be honest, there are to many to name, if you think I may have forgot you PM me, because I prob...

Best Sequel Metal Gear Solid 4 Best War Game Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway Best Shooter Left 4 Dead Best Sports Game NHL '09 Most Disappointing Mirror's Edge Best Inclusion of an F-Bomb "Fuck you say?" from Saints Row 2 Best game anyone can play LittleBigPlanet Most Surprising Fable 2 Best Fighting Game Soul Calibur IV Best Sound Effects Left 4 Dead Game that's most like FreeLancer Dead Space...

Well, sadly when I got home from school last Friday, my parents told me that my Grandfather has sadly passed away. This was my only Grandparent that I actually grew up with all my others passed away at like 3 years old or before I was born.I was actually planning on putting out my winners for my "Best of..." awards tonight but with this happening, I'm gonna postpone that until further notice. I...

Yea, I stole GamerGeek360's blog name. Well, there was some categories where I was just like I don't know but like 1 or 2 nominees so, I have some that's just named "SOLID WINNER" so you won't know the one nominee I chose. Well, I worked on this for a while and hear is the trashy things I came up with! Best Sequel Gears of War 2 Metal Gear Solid IV Grand Theft Auto IV Saints Row 2 Fable 2 Best...

Well, since the last blog I wrote got some comments, I figured I'd pop another one out! As you might've noticed (you probably noticed if you was me or ReTarDedFisHy ), ReTarDedFisHy posted on my comments about my GOTY awards. If your wondering, I'm going to put them out. But I wanted these to be more than just another average GOTY blog, so I want to tell everybody from now up until then I'll be...

Yep, I haven't been around in a looooong time, to be exact, two weeks...? Really? It felt like forever. And before I give you my new preview, I want to say, I've never been into The Office but recently, with thanks to the NXE , I've been watching loads of The Office and I freaking love it! Right now, I'm watching episode 4 of Season 4 and Steve Carrel is acting like he's Meryl Streep from The D...

Two more days until my B-Day! So 2 more days 'till I can kill me some horde! Well, I want to tell you some Smackdown vs. Raw '09 impressions. I know I probably have about 0 friends that are interested in sweaty men fake punching each other but still here it goes! Right when I popped it in I realized something, they took away GM mode! That was by far my favorite feature in any one of the previou...

Well, I will start off by saying, I got Resistance 2 yesterday. I bought Resistance 1 last year and I was very disappointed, I wasn't the biggest fan of the graphics, I hated the story, and the MP blowed (That's my opinion, I know loads of people disagree). Now, to be honest, I really don't know why I rented this, I hated Resistance: Fall of Man but I still wanted to play this one, GS liked it,...

Well if you read my last blog then you knew I was loving Fallout 3, Blitz The League 2, and LittleBigPlanet and close to posting my Far Cry 2 review. Here's the updates! Fallout 3 is now a huge disappointment. I've really loved that game at first but now, it's just annoying and worse than mediocre (AKA Bad). The VATS is still great but I freaking hate the huge limit of ammo, and frequent points...

Well time for some impressions, I'll start with the most anticipated of the 3, Fallout 3. This game kicks ass! It might not be as good as everybody thought it'd be but still it's great. Jeff wasn't really a big fan of the VAT's system, but oh, I love it. Getting into the dude's face, entering VAT's and blowing away their head is so pleasing. I knwo you've probably heard this once, but I'm gonna...

Yea, I know, I'm 14, I can't vote but guess what? That doesn't mean I can't be involved in politics! (I apologize before-hand to some of the people that read my blogs that aren't in America, insanegamer, Bennyishere, etc.) If I could vote, I'd definitely vote for Obama.I have some main reasons for this, one is because our last president was a Republican and look at his 'prosorous' 8 years (/end...

Yes that was the best title I could think of, here's the review: Dead Space starts out with you and 3 other people, and your ship crashes. You soon find out that the place you landed on is infested with a crazy zombie beast and you have to kill them and get out of that place! This leads to one of the weaker points of Dead Space, the story. The story is OK but we've all seen this before. I would...

You guys may be wondering, he said he was quitting reviews so why did he write reviews for Saints Row 2 and Pure (Yep, just posted my Pure review)? Well, I decided to only write reviews for certain games. So that'll probably be my new way of doing stuff on this site. I picked up Far Cry 2 Wednesday and at first I was very disappointed and it's still not living up to my original expectations but...

Sasquatch sighting # 2 Saints Row 1 really took the gaming world by storm, with it's great open-world gameplay and good story. Saints Row 2 is here and takes place about 4 years after the first Saints. Your in a coma after having the shit blown out of you and you have to fight through loads of dolphins in your coma -- alright I'm lying. You actually start off after you woke up from your "coma"....

Well yea, to be honest I've been wanting to tell you all this for a pretty long time. I'm gonna stop reviewing games for a while. To me, it's extremely tyring. And in some of my latest reviews, I've really just not wanted to write them. I'm currently supposed to to be writing a review for NHL '09 and I've started to try and review it more than a couple of times but I just got tired and couldn't...

So, what are you playing this weekend? It'll be a lot of NHL '09 and Gears of War for me. I've recently gotten back into Gears of War, getting ready for Gears 2. If you'll notice I didn't put NBA Live '09 on that list because the main feature I was looking forward too this year was the DNA feature. But you have to buy a retail copy to actually be able to unlock that so since I rented it over th...

So I'm considering starting me a new little series and here is what I got. I'm gonna do a Top 10 of September. Here's some rules-- No games that are not released yet are going to be in the countdown--unless a beta or demo has been launched Games are based purely on what I think so far of the game, even though some of the games I pick, I haven't played. I'm gonna base that on my thoughts so far...

Robin loves walking the tight ropes LEGO Batman has really went under the radar with all these great games coming out. I saw some images and all it really looked like was just another LEGO game, that has some LEGO cred in it,but I've always had a little space in my heart for LEGO games and despite the poor humor and fruserating puzzles this game is pretty great. The puzzles are very annoying so...

Well, I said this is the first blog in a while that doesn't include a preview/review but I lied.I'm actually going to be giving a review update tonight.Well time to get to some stuff! I want to thank all the people that left positive comments on my last review.At first I had somebody say something about the review being poorly written and that really annoyed me cause I worked hard on the review...

Welcome to hell. It feels like it's been 3 years waiting for this game...oh wait it has.This game has been delayed--then delayed--then delayed--then delayed.I think there's a few more delays in that list, but I also think you get the point that the game has been in development for a long time. This is the third entry into the BIA series and is easily the worst of the three.Which may sound like...

That is one fugly face. Guitar Hero: World Tour is arguably one of the most hyped games this gaming season.With it wanting to be better than Rock Band 2, it added a drum set,mic, and song creator.All of which look pretty good. The Good Song creator looks very fluid Songs play fantastic This game will still be amazing at a party Online looks good The Bad Drums feel kinda awkward A lot of the son...

Crazy tricks are very pleasing Wait...this is already out?Ah well, who cares?I haven't played the full version so I'm gonna preview it!Well here's my real explanation for this late preview:one time at school I was really bored so I wrote a preview but lost it next period, but I fount it today so I figured better late than never right? The Good Beautiful Graphics I mean just look at that pretty...

Explosions! Wow, so this game is finally here.For about a year and a half I've been eagerly anticipating this game, checking out every screenshot or video I could get a hold of.Well, like I said, this game is finally here, and could it be more disappointing?First of all the camera is abysmal, almost as bad as the camera in Ninja Gaiden.The camera isn't 'so' bad during regular combat, but during...

Terrain destroying is very important in "Fracture". When I first heard about Fracture I was really confused about the whole thing.I knew it would be one of those hit-or-miss projects.Screwing with the terrain sounds fun at first but after a while, that sounds like it'd get boring.Well they released the demo and I played it, so here's some of my impressions... The Good Terrain destroying is fun-...

That's the question.Mine are Star Wars: Force Unleashed and I've gotten hooked on Call of Duty 4 again so I'll be playing that.I won't be here for the next couple of day's, because I'm going camping with the family.So whenever I get back I'll try and comment all your blogs that I missed.So I can't wait to be back and I'll see you then!Until next time, this has been your native WWE Guru, see ya!

The big balls are very important to the success of this show. As you can see by the title and the beautiful picture beside my writing, I'm gonna tell you about the TV Show, Wipeout.If you've never heard of it you can watch some episodes here .Now to talk about the first season.The season just ended with their "Top 25 Wipeout moments" and I must say they was all great and I laughed although I'd...

Welcome to Bad Company In Battlefield:Bad Company your set in a four man group of people that are not exactly"Perfect", your in a group called the B-Company, better known as Bad Company.The four characters are Sweetwater (put in B-Company for uploading a virus on the military secure network),Private Preston Marlowe,aka the player(who was put in B-Company for taking a joy-ride in one of his inst...

Well I said I would write a blog about my girl problems and tonight(We actually won a game!)at the dance, I realized the girl that I did cheat with before wasn't there but a new girl, Tasha started talking to me and I danced with her a lot that night, I don't really consider that cheating but at at the end of the night we kissed...that's point where I say I'm cheating.I want to stay away from h...

Say hello to my little gun...what the heck is this weapon anyways? Dead Space at first glance looked kinda like Resident Evil, with the over the shoulder camera and scary as hell moments.But after a while I noticed the Dead Space has it's own space(Pun intended)of it's own. The Good Innovative moments Graphics are good despite some frame rate drops Levels look dark and gritty Some pretty good A...

This image wraps up the game... Pros Nice opening ceremony Online isn't horrible... Cons Horrid experience Doesn't capture the greatness...at all! Annoying controls Frustrating gameplay Repetitive events Single Player:1 and a half star Controls:0 Stars(Yes, I actually give 0 stars) Multiplayer:3 and a half stars Lasting appeal:Half a star Final Score:1 Star

Fire,fire,fire! When I first heard about Legendary, it was a forum on GS cleverly entitled"Sleeper hits"all it really wanted to know was what do you think was going to be the game that surprises us.I saw some screens of Legendary and I was blown away.Then I saw some gameplay on Giantbomb and I noticed it kinda looks a little like another FPS Shooter.Combine all that into one and you get my prev...

I know I said no weekend blog's unless something special happens, and something special happened.Kinda...well I decided since I'm playing so many game's right now(Alone in the Dark,Battlefield:Bad Company,and Too Human)I don't got any time to write all those reviews along with all my school work so I'm gonna start writing small reviews for games that I don't feel are really worthy of a huge rev...

Well I want to start off by saying I got my 360 back! Good to have you back buddy...although I still love my PS3 more. It feels great to have it back and now I can start playing some more Crackdown and later on try out Too Human!Well now back to the question, what are you going to play this weekend?There will be no weekend blogs so this is what I'll probably do ever Friday close to the end of t...

Eat it! Mercenaries 2 is a game that went through a large development cycle;but mainly due the former Publisher(Lucas Arts)dropping it half way through development, then it being picked up by Electronics Arts.You guy's aren't reading this to hear the history of this game are you?Your reading to see if this game kick's as much ass as the first did.The simple answer is yea, it kicks ass, but it h...

Those awkward stares are still weird. Well I usually at this point say if this game has hype or not, but I mean c'mon unless you've been under a rock(No pun intended)the last year you know what Rock Band 2 is and you pretty much know it'll be as much fun as the first. The Good Fun gameplay Still great at parties The huge tracklist makes it even more replayable It has a freaking Tenacious D song...

This image say's a thousand words. Well I can say this is a very shocking movie to me.Everyone of the actor's/actresses in the movie performed a great job, and I hope the kid actor's go on to live a good acting career, unlike many other good kid actors/actresses.Let's talk about the story, a kid and his nerdy friends' are walking through the wood's and they stumble(Literally)some Sasquatch shit...

Why.... Well I sadly traded it to amazing games today,these games will never be forgotten...until I crack open Mercs 2!Yep I picked it up and this is gonna Hells Yea!Mercenaries 2. be a super short blog because I'm about to play me some Mercenaries!But lets take a moment to remember Soul Calibur IV and GTA IV....

Back to WWII... Well I don't know what to say on the part where I always say this game is loaded with hype or no hype,because I'm extremely disappointed,a) Because it's made by Treyarch(Yeah,another Treyarch hater)and B) Because it is going back to WWII,ugh...just read my preview. The Good Fun co-op Nice multiplayer Fair Graphics It has a freaking flamethrower! The Bad Story is lacking depth On...

Feel the force! :Well at school I got bored of waiting for everybody to get finished with their essay so I just read a preview on GI and wrote my own but I then fount out that there was a demo out so this will be a little updated from my original thoughts:The Force Unleashed is loaded with Star Wars esque hype,oh wait this is a Star Wars game!Wow,I couldn't think of a better joke than that,I'm...

New game,same 'ol ugly Oregon jersey's I fount this on Google and i just wanted to share it. Well if you've been following my blog then you'd know that I've recently started dating a new girl but(To be honest lies have nothing to do with what I'm gonna talk about.)she isn't in my class but there is this one hot chick in my class,and she's been making some move's on me and she know's I'm dating...

Welcome to Guantanamo Bay. Nice to have you back Doogie. is my favorite character in both the first and second of their movie's.Well I want to say there was loads of nudity in this movie,which is to me,a big plus!Except one part where they are at a bottomless party and a guy get's out of the Jacuzzi and it looks like he hasn't shaved his pubic hairs his entire life....yeah....picture it.Another...

It looks kinda like the screen is scratched,but it has a whole bunch of finger-prints on it for some reason. Yea,I'm watching Maury in the background :P Now I know that MP3 are really little anytime one is compared to a TV but seriously look at that.The black parts around the edge of my TV are wider than the MP3 and I honestly think that this MP3 is just even more badass because of that. This b...

It would've looked better with Edge and Undertaker on the cover. Well I'm tired so this might be a poor written preview.This isn't the most popular of games but again,I love wrestling and I want to preview it. The Good: Great Graphics Solid controls Nice roster Improved GM Mode More Game Modes. The new Inferno match is great. The Bad Still no DLC Superstar mode is lacking depth Plays kinda like...

Well I haven't wrote up a blog in about 2 or 3 days and I figured it was about time for another one.Well since then I Have reach the great 1,000 points.Mainly,because I've posted so many images on Half-Life 2.It feels great to be able to just post similar games and edit blurbs a bit without having to wait for people to ok it.Well to be honest,one of my goals in joing Giantbomb was to become a m...

They definately upgraded the graphics. Well I know it's already out but I don't have it and I just wanted to preview it and my next preview will be Bionic Commando(X360).Well here's the preview,hope you enjoy it. The Good: Fun co-op Nice action A beautiful art style Nice remake of a classic The Bad: Complex controls Laggy online Pretty repetitive gameplay Scores: Gamespot:8.0 Giantbomb:4 stars...

Well I'm done with my review for In Bruges and I'm about to post it,but right now I want to show you something Madden '09! Well before I post my review I want to say that I will be writing a review for this and I will have to be playing this a lot more than NCAA and Uncharted because I only rented it for 5 days.Well here's my first impressions: The Good: Great animations,wonderful graphics,fun...

Well today was my first day of school and the day started off amazing.First I find out I'm in class'es with my ex-girlfriend and I have grown a reputation of cheating on my girlfriends with ex-girlfriends,although I'll admit I did make a mistake once or twice and cheat on my girl but that was my fault and I've changed since then.Well the day started off with the entire 7-12th going to the Gym t...

Well I figured since it's coming out in just 2 days I would go ahead and preview it and since I've played the demo I figured I knew enough of it to write a small little preview,hope you like it...... Somebody needs to Photoshop that to were he has a Jets uniform on.

Well I'm back from camping(Yeah,I went camping again)and I,like last time,met some more girl's.But I also started to date this one girl before I left so I kinda felt guilty with other chicks so we never went farther then flirting a little bit.Well yea I'm dating this new chick,I wouldn't say I love her cause we've only been dating for like a week,but she is a great girl.We've been friends for a...

Meet Dave and...wait I forgot his name. I don't even remember this scene... Another complaint is the amount of singing in this movie.When they are singing in the car,it is the most annoying scene in Judd Apatow movie history.But in all honesty Will Ferrell isn't a horrible singer but he should only be singing in his Bedroom alone.The acting in this movie was nice and smooth.The parents,the brot...

Well I want to start off by saying thank God it's Monday.I missed watching my TV show's everyday.:PAnd I get to watch Raw tonight but to be honest it wont be nothing special because there is no interesting feud to me going on right now,well there is one,and that's Jericho vs Shawn Michaels but that has been going on for a while so it's getting tedious.Well like the topic says,I went back to the...

Ah,the beauty Well since Kisuke is leaving for Italy tomorrow I'm gonna write my preview tonight so he see it and all it's beauty.Well this is another game that is incredibly hyped and,unlike Killzone 2,will blow your expectations out the water.But this was also showed at E3 unlike Killzone and this looked beautiful. The Good Huge open-ended world. Loads of re-play value Wonderful weapons Graph...

Well I'll start off by saying my review of Folklore has been cancelled.The reason for this cancelation is because I was not a fan of it at all and I just couldn't get in to it enough to get far enough and learn some of the stuff that would be needed to write a decent review.I apologize to anybody that was waiting for my review.Now I want to talk about my new MP3 well I don't have it in my posse...

Welcome back Joker First of all this is my first ever movie review so don't expect this to be epic or anything.Well if I could some up The Dark Knight in two words,those two words would To Much Hype(Okay maybe two phrase's :P)and EPIC. Yea,I understand your like what?To much hype but it's still epic...well that is because this movie was filled with hype like it's the best movie ever,but it's no...

Ahhh LittleBigP lanet.This game is filled with hype and filled with cuteness.I know that it has won many awards for Best of E3 which is always good.Well thanks to KisukexD I'll be previewing this game first but what will be the next two game's I preview?That is up to the great people that feel like commenting this blog and telling me what they want next. Say hello to my winner of Best of E3. Th...

Well I have decided that I'll pop out a preview tonight and I want to know some game's you would like me to preview.The first three people to post different game's,that'll be the next three I preview.I think it will be very interesting to see what you guy's want me to preview.Well I sadly am going to suspend my viewing of The Dark Knight until tomorrow.Mainly because I want to see the Matine(I...

Meh TNA iMPACT!. I figured since TNA was coming on tonight I would preview this.I know this game isn't as popular as the last two games I previewed but I just wanted to give some of my thoughts. The Good Good concept Gorgeous graphics Slick controls Realistic gameplay The Bad It's a good concept but they didn't pull it off. Only 25 superstars No Femal superstars Could have used more venues and...

I'm back!And the four things I have is.....a new movie,my Soul Calibur IV review,a new preview,and A SICKNESS!Yea,I know it sucks,my throat hurts,my leg's are aching,and I got a headache.But I fount Knocked Up at a cheap store and picked it up for just $10,I thought it was a good deal.And while I was gone I wrote my review for Soul Calibur and I now have to type it up and that is the part I don...

Ah,Killzone 2 so much hype surrounding this game but do I think it will live up to the hype,lets see.... The Good Stunning graphics Interesting variety of guns Fun multiplayer Nice level Design A long way from being linear The Bad Sucky AI Although the graphics may be stunning I think there will be frame rate drops. Kinda derivative Short campaign Undecided I don't know to much about the story...

Well I'm gonna do this pretty quick cause I want to get back to getting the crap beat out of me online.Well the controls are tough but after about a hour and a half you get used to them.The graphics are beautiful and I have saw no frame rate drops.The online is kinda laggy at points but other than that it is a smooth experiance.Loads of characters and I have yet to create a character but from w...

If you read my recent post I'm gonna be making short guess'es at how good and what the scores for this game will be.This time I chose Gears of War 2. caption The Good The AI will be very impressive Excellent selection of weapons Very good and interesting continuation of a great story A very addicting Online Beautiful graphics and level design. The Bad Some multiplayer modes will probably feel t...

I was orginialy gonna just make my blogs exclusive to Gamespot and not GiantBomb but my last blog had(On Gamespot) 1 comment on it although I commented on most your guys blogs while I was here.Well I'm gonna start a new series where I will put a preview of a game but I will only say 4 things and that will be Pro's,Con's,Undecided,and the predicting score.I will put my first in a little bit I'll...

Yea,I know I'm shocked too.Well the main reason is because I got my friend to come and we made alot of friends(Sarcasm).Well to explain it is we got to the Guntersville Lake and that has a big Campground,where a lot of people play Basketball,Tennis,etc.Well there is a playground where a lot of the 10 year olds go and do crap,well we got the bright idea to be ass'es to them and we would yell eve...

The site is here and I couldn't be happier there is still a few issues but so far it's great.