Best Sequel
Metal Gear Solid 4

Best War Game
Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway

Best Shooter
Left 4 Dead

Best Sports Game
NHL '09

Most Disappointing
Mirror's Edge

Best Inclusion of an F-Bomb
"Fuck you say?" from Saints Row 2

Best game anyone can play
LittleBigPlanet

Most Surprising
Fable 2

Best Fighting Game
Soul Calibur IV

Best Sound Effects
Left 4 Dead

Game that's most like FreeLancer
Dead Space + WarHammer Online + Wipeout HD = FreeLancer

Game that makes you want to punch every Panda in the face that doesn't mate
Imagine Party Babyz

Game that is most likely to make you shit your pants/bowl
Condemned 2: Bloodshot

Best Graphics
Metal Gear Solid IV

Best 360 Game
Gears of War 2

Best PS3 Game
Metal Gear Solid IV

Biggest Announcement
Final Fantasy XIII coming to the 360

Best Soundtrack
Fallout 3

Best Storyline
Metal Gear Solid IV

Game with Cheesiest Diolouge
Gears of War 2 (I don't know why)

Most Controversial Game
Grand Theft Auto IV

Most Interactive Game
Mass Effect (PC)

Best New Video Game Character
Sack Boy

Best Co-op Game
Left 4 Dead

Best game anyone can play despite review scores
LEGO Batman

Game of the Year
Metal Gear Solid IV

There they are! No descriptions, just winners! Flame me in the comments section if you please.