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Smelly Refrigerator.....

by zombiepie

Hooray for figuring out where that weird smell in the fridge was coming from! Iced Tea (heaven alone knows how fucking long that shit's been in there for) that looked like some poor little buggers science project from biology class. I would bet that given another month or two the bacteria colonies would have become self aware and would have written great philosophical works. I mean really- thes...

Hooray for figuring out where that weird smell in the fridge was coming from! Iced Tea (heaven alone knows how fucking long that shit's been in there for) that looked like some poor little buggers science project from biology class. I would bet that given another month or two the bacteria colonies would have become self aware and would have written great philosophical works. I mean really- these things were MASSIVE! And they didn't come apart like a gross block of old cottage cheese like that gunk in science class did - these mothers were like 4 HUGE INDIVIDUALS. Their coloration can only be described as "rust orange" without offending anyone's delicate sensibilities. So- until the next time I have to clean out the fridge completely due to unsavory odors- remember this motto always- "IF IT WALKS OUT- LET IT GO."