MattyFTM's GiantBomb Modsquad Zombie Survival Team!!!

So as many of you may or may not be aware of me and fellow mod MattyFTM have been having fun on each others Formspring account. So far we have been discussing things from getting Hamz demoted due to his liking of the Transformers live action movies to Giant Bomb's GOTY coverage. All of this can be seen and enjoyed on Matty's and my own formspring accounts. 
 
However as many of you already know it was my winded and marginally humorous response to who of the GB mod team I would include in my zombie survival team. It was funny and embarrassing and there was much mocking of me and whatnot and blah blah blah you get the idea. Well to ensure that the site were not to be completely turned against me with their mockery I asked Matty the same exact question and this was his response:
 

"Here is my feeble attempt at an answer even close to the awesomeness of yours.

Before we worry about the team itself, I'm going to have to shoot you, because you're already a zombie according to your username, so we can't have you in the team. Sorry dude, but you're dead. That's the way things go sometimes.

TheBeast's username also suggest's that he's not human, some sort of zombie animal from a zoo I'm guessing. So there's another one dead.

Now, after all the emotional anguish that I've gone through in having to shoot some of my comrades, I think I'm going to be pretty hungry. Hamz's username suggests he is made of ham, so I'm going to shoot him and make sandwiches with his tasty, tasty carcass. Maybe I'd use Turbo_Toaster to turn them into toasted sandwiches. I can't be fighting zombies on an empty stomach.

Now, I'm pretty sure that after shooting three of my fellow moderators (and eating one of them) for spurious reasons based on their username, I think the other guys probably think they're next, so they're going to try and kill me. In order to survive, I would have to kill them first.

After doing that, I'm the only mod left, so, I guess it's just me in my zombie team. I'd be eaten by zombies pretty quickly, since I've clearly gone clinically insane because of the zombie apocalypse.

So there's my zombie team. It's pretty awesome, I think you'll agree."