21st Birthday Hey Giant Bomb I'm Drunk!!!
by zombiepie
Hey Giant Bomb it is currently 2:20 PM PST for me and I just wanted to say I love you! It s also my 21st birthday. I feel bad right about now. I am totally not going to make classses foor this day that is. My roomates convinced me to buy Jamison Whiskey....I git drunk on this. Hamz rest assured I bought Scotch whiskey. Also Hamz I am part Scotch my biological Grand Father's Last name is McClenn...
Hey Giant Bomb it is currently 2:20 PM PST for me and I just wanted to say I love you! It s also my 21st birthday. I feel bad right about now. I am totally not going to make classses foor this day that is.
My roomates convinced me to buy Jamison Whiskey....I git drunk on this. Hamz rest assured I bought Scotch whiskey. Also Hamz I am part Scotch my biological Grand Father's Last name is McClennan (Civil War Genral, Sorry if I misspleded that). Bad idea this is...that was my Yoda Impression if you must know
- Now using Mozilla Spell checker...Don't wnat to seem like A complete idot.
- Oh SHit I HOt the caps lock button!!! What have I done!!
- There is an A
- Anime Vice version of this thread. You should check it out
- I have to pee
- Jameson Whiskey is a bad thing
- Coonce...don't read this please I'm am a better mod than this
- No regrets
- I'm gonna use the bathroom right now
- Please Hamz and MB don't pin this1
- If you are reading this you are reading the downfall of a man1
- Man I hope the staff don't shun me
- I spelling erros are intentioal if u=you must know.
- MattyFTM...I now underastasd your pain
- Hamz and MB are totally going to pin this...I The_Beast or Citizen_Kane pins ths I would chuckle to myself. I love you guys
- Why am I a mod...I am so irresponsible
- Color my body with a permanet marker as if it were a canvas Giant Bomb! That is a challenge
- BAD IDEA + BAD IDEA = BAd IDEA
- I no Longer Care aboutr Spelling erros
- It is a shame that the Luchazine is going to de off you all should have helped Goran_P!!!
- I should be demoted!
- MB is playing AdioSurf! Why are you not asleep duder you live n California like me.
- I purchased Absoluet and Capt. Morgan Spiced Rum on top of my Whiskey.. Dumbe idea,
- I am 21...My father would be proud! (he is a microbrewer!)
- This blog is not faked
- Epic Pm is a fun time
- I put in so much effort into it that you shoul not ignore it...Please comment on the Communit Spotlight!
- I consider my spotlight better than 1up's spotlight...take that Community maanger of of 1up who is a chick I respect.
- Feeling a headache.
- I don't even care anymore
- I feel the need to piss again.
- Mraccoon did a non-violent protest of tution increases.. mad respect toyou man!
- I constantly touch my face when I am ddrunk.
- Dount care that I type drunk with two "ds" in the last staement
- Don't care about my misspelling of staement (forgot quotations for "misspelling as it is a word used as a word and therefore requires a quotayion)
- I don't care straight up ome dog style
- I regret so much right now
- I remember when I claimed I was a Tsar (prper spelling)
- Starting to feel sober..not really i HAVE HEADACHE.,
- Caps lock I hate you
- I feel like I should make a clearly obvious stament like matty wher I declare sex as good or fun.
- Naime Vice version is posted...hopefullyty no one will read that blog...heache is getting worse.
- I didn't drink alchol pops hopefulley that gets me bonus pretzle.
- I try too hard for humor.
- Thinking of going to bed in my day clthes which include jeans.
- TL;DR
- I don't care abpu my spelling but I constantly have to take a slash(piss, it is a slang temr my roomate user and it it is rubbing on to me)
- Throw up ti em is gettinng near
- Your are all good keep on the move1 (refernce much?!)