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Now I know what you’re thinking. Jeff, with someone of your extreme sexiness, how do you deal with not having any flaws? Well...what do you mean you’re not saying that? Oh it’s the voices in my head again. WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME-- Anyway, I’ve recently been told that I have quite a massive flaw. I just seem to hate apparently great games. For example, I thought Deus Ex: Human Revolution was about as fun as having…
I realise that criticizing a game that everybody likes makes me about as welcome as Theresa May at the International Not a Bitch awards. But I’ve put on my big boy pants and gained enough courage to say, with confidence, I don’t, objectively, think it’s good..oh god, please don’t hurt me...I can hear them coming. To say I had high hopes for this game would be a bare faced lie. In fact, I didn’t even notice when…
The dream of a perfect space game has kept me from sleeping at night. Sitting back in your spaceship, cruising at ridiculous speeds and you suddenly see a planet out of the corner of your eye. You fly down and you’re presented with a never before seen landscape filled with strange animals and weird plants. And the day that I heard of No Man’s sky, I almost fell onto the floor rolling around in my own drool. However,…
I don’t want to worry anyone, but I’m sure at some point you’ve seen a documentary on a serial killer and thought “I could do that” or “What an idiot getting caught, I’d have just done this”. Hotline Miami showed me that in the world of spree-killers, I would be about as effective as if I tried to stop a train by spreading warm butter all over my face and sprinted, arse forward, in front of it. These days, the…
You know things that just never change? There is always going to be shitty politicians, war, Call of Duty and EA making games that use the same 4 core concepts copy and pasted over and over again. Today I review a game with the Battlefield 1 beta. Is it cool or is it cancer. Now before the beta had even released, the hype had reached fever pitch by adult babies who finally questioned whether Call of Duty’s quality…
