Keeping It Simple #7

Apparently people are bored of reading about important gaming topics, so for your shallow-minded entertainment i'm just going to keep it simple....

YES

• Unprotected Sex (IN FABLE 2) - With each new wife my army of mini-sweeps grows gradually stronger...
• Weekends - Now I have 2 whole days to explore Albion to the fullest!
• Being Cluster Fucked - For once gamers have not simply all gone out and bought the same title. Being spoilt for choice means people are having much more individual experiances in the context of giantbomb as a community. Which is nice.

NO

• Banks - "The bank cannot authorise this withdrawal". Uh-oh...
• Inconvenient release dates - I guess my degree isnt THAT important...
• Microwaves - I swear that thing is either giving me a brain tumor or analy probing me. PARANOID!