Keeping It Simple #19

I'm a simple man, with simple pleasures. I plan on keeping it that way. Here's a Blog:
 

YES

• Steam Sales

   Giving money to people has never been so easy. It's almost like they planned it like that...
  

• Arcade Sticks

   Street Fighter 4 is back on top of the stack. I'm addicted, all over again. One day I shall own you, Tanuki.

• Sleeping Bags

   I'm never going to take it off.

• Inglorious Basterds

   Everyone in the German army has heard of HUGO STIGLITZ!!!!!!!!
  

NO

• New Years Eve

   "That Tequila costs how much? I'll take six."

• Daylight

   I don't want to see it, and if we were to ask, it probably wouldn't want to see me either.

• Long Distance Relationships

   It's not so bad. Soon it's going to be a very, very short distance relationship.

• People Who Wear Trendy Retro Video-Game T-shirts But Have Never Played Space Invaders In Their Life

  Apparently being a geek is now "cool". Fuck off. Being a geek isn't cool. Stop imposing your notions of coolness on us, you bastards. We spent years taking shit for playing videogames when we were growing up, you can't just put on a t-shirt and force your way into our culture. You probably don't even know what "forum" means. I hope you die in a fire.