Back To Azeroth. Again.
by sweep
Returning to World Of Warcraft at such infrequent intervals always leaves me feeling re-overwhelmed as I struggle to get to grips with all the wacky shit that has been introduced over the past few months. I'm sure to the continuous adventurer these changes are gradual, but each time I resubscribe to WoW it's like being slapped in the face. My usual reaction is to complain, loudly, to the neares...
Returning to World Of Warcraft at such infrequent intervals always leaves me feeling re-overwhelmed as I struggle to get to grips with all the wacky shit that has been introduced over the past few months. I'm sure to the continuous adventurer these changes are gradual, but each time I resubscribe to WoW it's like being slapped in the face. My usual reaction is to complain, loudly, to the nearest player ingame. However I took the liberty of vomiting my disapproval onto the intenet, where it can fester as a bowel movement of despair. Such was my complete frustration at having been left lagging behind by an online community that seems to mature (physically, not mentally) faster than Stilton, my natural reaction was to simply blurt out the following abominations: That about sums up my re-review of Azeroth. It's still, undoubtedly, World Of Warcraft. I don't know why this fact continues to surprise me...I AM PLAYING WOW AND SOME DUDE JUST FLEW PAST ON A BROOMSTICK, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN AZEROTH I JUST WANTED A NICE GAME WITH DRAGONS AND QUESTS I DONT WANT THIS FUCKED UP DRUG RIDDLED EXCUSE FOR A VIDEOGAME I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN EVERYTHING WAS SIMPLER AND TAURENS DIDNT EVEN HAVE MOUNTS THEY JUST RAN REALLY FAST AND TROLLS WERENT EVEN PLAYABLE CHARACTERS BUT NOW YOU CAN EVEN BE GOBLINS AND SHIT WHICH IS FUCKED UP BECAUSE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE NEUTRAL BUT ANYWAYS WHAT THE FUCK, YO!!!!!!!!
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Love Sweep