Resolutions: 2011
by benpack
A good friend of mine once said "Aim high, but keep your expectations low." Here are my resolutions for 2011. 1) Befriend either a "D" list celebrity, or a distant cousin of an "A" list celebrity. I either want to be getting brunch with Andy Dick, or going to Starbucks with Jedidiah Pitt. 2) Have a comeback. What can I say, I was inspired by "The Fighter" and I want my very own comeback story....
A good friend of mine once said "Aim high, but keep your expectations low." Here are my resolutions for 2011.
1) Befriend either a "D" list celebrity, or a distant cousin of an "A" list celebrity. I either want to be getting brunch with Andy Dick, or going to Starbucks with Jedidiah Pitt.
2) Have a comeback. What can I say, I was inspired by "The Fighter" and I want my very own comeback story. It might be a little hard, seeing as to have a comeback technically you had to have been great at something. Anyway, I will keep looking to Mr. Whalberg for inspiration.
3) Get cursed by a Gypsy. Nothing serious, like this guy, but something light and fun. Something I can show off at parties.
4) Challenge someone to a duel. I want to get all Aaron Burr up on someone's ass. Bonus points if it's during a hot air balloon ride.
I'll add more if I think of them, but I'm sure these goals will keep me pretty busy in 2011.