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Resolutions: 2011

by benpack

A good friend of mine once said "Aim high, but keep your expectations low." Here are my resolutions for 2011. 1) Befriend either a "D" list celebrity, or a distant cousin of an "A" list celebrity. I either want to be getting brunch with Andy Dick, or going to Starbucks with Jedidiah Pitt. 2) Have a comeback. What can I say, I was inspired by "The Fighter" and I want my very own comeback story....

A good friend of mine once said "Aim high, but keep your expectations low." Here are my resolutions for 2011.
 
1) Befriend either a "D" list celebrity, or a distant cousin of an "A" list celebrity. I either want to be getting brunch with Andy Dick, or going to Starbucks with Jedidiah Pitt.

2) Have a comeback. What can I say, I was inspired by "The Fighter" and I want my very own comeback story. It might be a little hard, seeing as to have a comeback technically you had to have been great at something. Anyway, I will keep looking to Mr. Whalberg for inspiration.
  

 
3) Get cursed by a Gypsy. Nothing serious, like this guy, but something light and fun. Something I can show off at parties. 

4) Challenge someone to a duel. I want to get all Aaron Burr up on someone's ass. Bonus points if it's during a hot air balloon ride.
 
I'll add more if I think of them, but I'm sure these goals will keep me pretty busy in 2011.