Wanna Wrestle? Vol. 6 - Anal Bleeding and Diet Soda

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Anal Bleeding

So uh... that was weird.

Last week, Mark Henry attacked Jim Ross during an interview, which is a shock to no one because the only times JR gives an interview to someone he's had his arm broken and he's been set on fire (didn't make that up). Anyways, this time Jerry Lawler decided to step in and save his good buddy from being choked to death by Mark Henry. While doing so, Lawler got the shit kicked out of him and took a slam through the announce table, becoming legitimately injured for a couple of weeks.

Fast-Foward to this week. During a short segment talking about what happened, Cole comes out of nowhere and decides to announce that "The King" is suffering from Anal Bleeding. Booker T gets caught in an awkward situation and doesn't know how to re-act, and JR looks disgusted at Cole for announcing it on public TV. I can only imagine that it was something that Vince McMahon told Michael Cole to say through the headset, but it came out of nowhere and ended up being semi-hilarious. The fact that the phrase "Anal Bleeding" trended on Twitter last night made it worth it though.

John, My Diet Soda.

Here's a fun video I made today and I would like you to watch it and like it and comment it:

It's another fun trope that CM Punk does, every time he's working the announcers table and Cena uses the table, Punk always complains about his Diet Soda being spilled. It was great to see him come out last night in his $10 announcers jacket and reclaim his seat during a Cena match. If Punk wasn't such a good headlining wrestler for the WWE, I would love it if he would replace Lawler/Cole as the heel announcer.

Anyways, Hell In A Cell is this sunday, and we once again have a WWE PPV where there are only four booked matches heading into the weekend. They pulled that kind of shit with Summer Slam, and I hope that they have learned from it since the buy rates went down by 50,000 viewers. But here's a quick prediction list of who I think should be winning each match.

John Cena (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk - Hell In A Cell Match

Who Should Win: Alberto Del Rio

Who Will Win: John Cena

Mark Henry (c) vs. Randy Ortan - Hell In A Cell Match

Who Should Win: Mark Henry

Who Will Win: Mark Henry

Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly (c) - Divas Championship

Who Should Win: Beth Phoenix

Who Will Win: Kelly Kelly

Christian vs. Sheamus

Who Should Win: Christian (Because he needs to have... One More Match)

Who Will Win: Sheamus