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Omegle The News: Duke Nukem Edition.

by turboman

Excuse me, I want to know your opinions on Duke Nukem Forever being revealed at PAX 2010 this weekend. You: Excuse me, I want to know your opinions on Duke Nukem Forever being revealed at PAX 2010 this weekend. Stranger: wtf You: Do you think Gearbox will be able to finish the job and release the game in 2011? Stranger: wth are you on about You: Duke Nukem Forever was cancelled a couple of mont...

 Excuse me, I want to know your opinions on Duke Nukem Forever being revealed at PAX 2010 this weekend.     
   You: Excuse me, I want to know your opinions on Duke Nukem Forever being revealed at PAX 2010 this weekend. 

Stranger: wtf
You: Do you think Gearbox will be able to finish the job and release the game in 2011?
Stranger: wth are you on about
You: Duke Nukem Forever was cancelled a couple of months ago. It was recently announced that the project was resurrected and will be on PS3, Xbox360 and PC next year.
You: Your thoughts?
Stranger: i dont play games
You: So you have no opinion on the issue?
Stranger: no i dont
You: Thank you for your time.
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Stranger: oh hi there

You: Excuse me, I want to know your opinions on Duke Nukem Forever being revealed at PAX 2010 this weekend. 

Stranger: has it been 13 years

Stranger: already?

You: yup. Did you know you can erase on the dry-erase board?

Stranger: only if its dry

You: How do you feel about the vehicular combat?

Stranger: i feel like looping the theme music all day

You: Do you always bet on Duke?

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: and then i yell

Stranger: HAIL TO THE KING BABY

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Stranger: hey

You: Excuse me, I want to know your opinions on Duke Nukem Forever being revealed at PAX 2010 this weekend.

Stranger: well duke nukem NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

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