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My exclusive interview with Gabe Newell

by turboman

I posted this a while back in my exclusive magazine to the Epic PM... came across it on google docs and chuckled for a second... So I'll post it here. ----------------------- TurboMan: Hi Gabe, Thanks for doing this interview with me for my new magazine. Gabe Newell: No problem, anything for a potentially huge and amazing business. TurboMan: Now you're company is known for two things, a kick as...

I posted this a while back in my exclusive magazine to the Epic PM... came across it on google docs and chuckled for a second... So I'll post it here. 
 
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TurboMan: Hi Gabe, Thanks for doing this interview with me for my new magazine.   
 
        Gabe Newell: No problem, anything for a potentially huge and amazing business. 
 
 
 
 
TurboMan: Now you're company is known for two things, a kick ass web service that is well received by a vast majority of PC (and recently, Mac) gamers, plus being known for developing some of the greatest games of all time, including Half Life 1 & 2, Portal, Left 4 Dead, and Team Fortress 2. Recently, Valve was shown to be more profitable per employee than Google and Apple. My question is, what is next for Valve? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
Gabe Newell: AAAABLAARPHLARBLAAAAAAAARPHE 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
TurboMan: OMFG BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!