How to become a mod.

by player1

A successful user of the 8 steps! I have recently come up with a 8 step process that guarantees modship on Giantbomb.com. If you follow these 8 easy steps, then you will be banning those users you don't like before you know it! 1. First post as many blogs as possible explaining how you'd love to become a mod. Be sure to not include any good reasons why, and go ahead and through in a few spellin...

1. First post as many blogs as possible explaining how you'd love to become a mod. Be sure to not include any good reasons why, and go ahead and through in a few spelling errors. Just to spice things up!

2. Message Jeff, Ryan, Brad, and Vinny as much as possible asking to be a mod. Make sure to use a lot of capital letters, so you really get your point across. I would suggest not being polite, and demanding the modship. A good message would read as follows. (I would recommend switching up the words a little bit, they would get suspicious if everyone was making messages this good.)

"ZOMG JEFF, Id be such a great MOD! PLZZZ, I really want to BE one. The OTHER mods suck! MAke me one NOWWW!"

3. Post in your status update, I WANT TO BE A MOD!

4. Make a forum post saying, I want to be a Mod! Include in the body of the post "How do I become a mod?!!!" Once again be sure to not add any reasons why you would be a good mod. Also throw in some capital letters, just for shitz and gigz.

5. Repeat step 4 every day, until you gain that coveted modship!

6. Threaten to leave the site, unless they make you a mod. I'm sure Jeff would never want to lose a great user like you! Scared to lose you, he will gladly make you a mod.

7. Look up every current moderator, and spam them with wall post and messages reading, OMG YOU'RE A MOD?! HOW? WHY? They will gladly tell you exactly how they became one, and probably ask one of the guys to make you a mod!

8. Points Farm. Just to show how much you care about the site, add multiple articles from wikipedia, and watch your points score grow! This will be a great way to get Brad's attention! He will surly make you a mod once he sees your amazingly high score of 45,000!

Follow those 8 patented steps, and you are guaranteed to become a mod!