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GAMES WHAT I GOT

by i_smell

These are the games what I got.

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Burnout Paradise

2. Burnout Paradise

Pretty fuckin TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY. OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HO-OOOOME YEA-EAAAAHHH.

Bionic Commando Rearmed

3. Bionic Commando Rearmed

Pretty fuckin cool and pretty fuckin hard. Never played the original.

Grand Theft Auto IV

4. Grand Theft Auto IV

Pretty fuckin boring. I didn't finish it all the way through. I think San Andreas was better.

The Orange Box

5. The Orange Box

Pretty fuckin great. I'd never played Half Life before but it's awesome. 5 games in 1 holy shit.

Lost Planet

6. Lost Planet

Pretty fuckin average. The camera was totally up my arse for most of it. Ending was a ripoff of Zone o the Enders. Spider-tanks are cool though.

Dead Rising

7. Dead Rising

Pretty fuckin fun. There's like a billion weapons or somethin, and a fuckin LOT of zombies.

Devil May Cry 4

8. Devil May Cry 4

Pretty fuckin awesome. I love smashin guys. My disc broke though and I can't play it again.

Metal Slug Anthology

9. Metal Slug Anthology

Pretty fuckin fabulous. I don't even have a Wii any more but I guess I forgot to sell this? I love Metal Slug.

Assassin's Creed

10. Assassin's Creed

Pretty fuckin boring. All the missions are the same an this dialogue's goin RIGHT over my head.

Far Cry 2

11. Far Cry 2

Pretty fuckin let down by the characters. The voices an animation are awful! Blowin stuff up is great, but it's ruined by the weird weird people.

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