Showing 1-10 of 11 items
1. Duke Nukem
Duke Nukemhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Duke_NukemOpens wiki page
ALLWAYS BET ON DUKE, MOTHERFUCKER.
2. Kratos
Kratoshttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/KratosOpens wiki page
IT'S FUCKING KRATOS.
3. Big Boss
Big Bosshttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Big_BossOpens wiki page
HIS NAME IS "BIG BOSS". HE WAS GIVEN THAT NAME BY THE DAMN GOVERNMENT.
4. Frank West
Frank Westhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Frank_WestOpens wiki page
TOWN FULL OF MALLS. EVERYBODY IS DIEING. FRANK DONT GIVE A SHIT, HE JUST GRABS AN ELECTRIC GUITAR AND PAINTS THE DAMN WALLS RED.
5. Scorpion
Scorpionhttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/ScorpionOpens wiki page
FUCKIN- DO YOU KNOW WHO SCORPION IS?
DO YOU NEED A DESCRIPTION??
6. Kuai Liang
Kuai Lianghttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Kuai_LiangOpens wiki page
SUB-ZERO IS AN ICE NINJA.
ICE.
NINJA.
HE WILL FREEZE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
7. Will Wright
Will Wrighthttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/People/Will_WrightOpens wiki page
IF YOUVE EVER SEEN A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION FROM THIS GUY- THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKIN ABOUT.
8. Super Joe
Super Joehttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Super_JoeOpens wiki page
OOOOOHHH SAAAAAY CAAAAAAN YOOOUUUUUU SEEEEEEEE-
SHOUT OUT TO MA BOYS IN IRAQ.
9. Sam "Serious" Stone
Sam "Serious" Stonehttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Sam_Serious_StoneOpens wiki page
GET SERIOUS.
10. Kanji Tatsumi
Kanji Tatsumihttps://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Kanji_TatsumiOpens wiki page
GET BENT.
