The Manifesto
by sweep
We are making a new GiantBomb community podcast. Its going to sound a little bit like this: BEHOLD, THE MANIFESTO!! why didnt it work last time? oh yeah I DIDNT RECORD whoops YEAH =) you didnt record ahaha your recording kept fucking up lol HEY LISTEN but that podcast is still talked about WHAT ITS NOT MY FAULT I SUCK it was THAT good YEAH i refuse to take responsibility but it was your fault a...
We are making a new GiantBomb community podcast. Its going to sound a little bit like this:
BEHOLD, THE MANIFESTO!!
<Sweep> why didnt it work last time?
<Sweep> oh yeah
<Sweep> I DIDNT RECORD
<Sweep> whoops
<Wallace> YEAH
<Sweep> =)
<Rowr> you didnt record
<Rowr> ahaha
<TokyoChicken> your recording kept fucking up lol
<Sweep> HEY
<Sweep> LISTEN
<Rowr> but that podcast is still talked about
<Wallace> WHAT
<Sweep> ITS NOT MY FAULT I SUCK
<Rowr> it was THAT good
<Wallace> YEAH
<Sweep> i refuse to take responsibility
<Wallace> but it was your fault
<Wallace> all your fault
<Sweep> exactly.
<Sweep> well
<Sweep> next time we need MORE PEOPLE
<Sweep> =|
<Rowr> i will do a backup
<Sweep> that was the problem
<Rowr> yeh its my fault really
<Wallace> how many people do we really need?
<Rowr> 16
<Rowr> by the end
<Wallace> ok
<Rowr> i think it should start low
<Rowr> and then towards the end
<Rowr> invite more and more
<Sweep> yeah
<Wallace> and then its people yelling over each other
<Sweep> we just inv people in
<Rowr> the rules change each time
<Sweep> NO INTRODUCTIONS
<Sweep> we just add people
<Rowr> and word bans
<Sweep> yeah, word bans
<Rowr> if you say the word of the day
<Rowr> you get booted from the cast
<Sweep> LIVE BOOTAGE
<Rowr> ahah
<Rowr> that will be great
<Sweep> also
<Rowr> and everyone has to drink
<Lies> you and your crazy shenanigans Rowr
<Rowr> the whole thing will be one big drinking game
<Sweep> I'M GOING TO BE DRINKING
<Sweep> !!!
<Sweep> ROWR, PITCH ME THE PODCAST
<Sweep> no wait
<Sweep> TOKYOCICKEN
<Rowr> i think
<TokyoChicken> yo!
<Sweep> pitch me our podcast!!
<Rowr> that would actually
<TokyoChicken> umm okay
<Rowr> be a subset of the podcast
<TokyoChicken> so theres this skype call
<Wallace> YOU NARCISSISTS
<Wallace> STSTSTSTSTSSSTST
<TokyoChicken> and theres a british guy
<Sweep> (thats me!!)
<TokyoChicken> and australian guy
<TokyoChicken> oh!
<TokyoChicken> and a girl
<Sweep> SEE
<Rowr> (johnny?)
<Sweep> HOW CAN WE FAIL
<TokyoChicken> and no one has names!
<Wallace> i like where this is going
<Rowr> wait a girl?
<Rowr> where?
<Sweep> also this podcast takes place in FULL CAPS
<Sweep> and
<Wallace> continue
<TokyoChicken> theres a boy who sounds liek a girl
<TokyoChicken> annd
<Wallace> >.>
<Rowr> the FULL CAPS CONTINUEM
<TokyoChicken> dogs
<TokyoChicken> you need dogs in every podcast
<Wallace> YEAH
<Rowr> ahahhahahaha
<Wallace> YEAH DOUBLE
<Rowr> i think
<Sweep> no you dont
<TokyoChicken> oh also
<TokyoChicken> with every recording
<Rowr> we need a podcast where we usually drink
<TokyoChicken> we need mac an cheese
<Wallace> BABBLE
<Rowr> bubble
<Wallace> ITS BABBLE
<Lies> Blubber
<Wallace> >:(
<Johnny5> what rowr
<Sweep> theres a section of the show called "THE BIT WHERE WE BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DONT DESERVE IT"
<Rowr> thats a common misconception wallace
<Sweep> as oppose to a common contraception
<Rowr> so we are thinking of segments?
<Sweep> SEGMENTS
<Rowr> like
<Sweep> Rowr, allow me to explain
<Lies> common "contraception"?
<Rowr> some kind of fruit?
<Sweep> its going to be like a Orange
<Rowr> aha
<Lies> common birth control measures?
<Rowr> btw
<Wallace> oh god
<Wallace> -______-
<Sweep> there are lots of segments in the orange
<Sweep> but
<Rowr> you have to do this orange bit again
<Lies> I would listen to a podcat about common birth control measures
<Sweep> you can only eat one segment at a time
<Lies> wouldn't you?
<Sweep> LIES
<Sweep> coming right up!!
<Rowr> thats one of our segments
<Rowr> this week
<Lies> awesome
<Sweep> we should record all the bits we arent supposed to.
<Wallace> shits b confusin yo
<Sweep> and then NOT record the bits everyone expects
<Rowr> i think
<Rowr> you should randomly hit the stop and record buttons
<Sweep> hahaha
<Rowr> and see what comes through
<Sweep> ...aids?
<Rowr> aural aids
<Rowr> thats the name of the first show
<Wallace> :O
<Wallace> YEAH
<Rowr> or the 5th show
<Rowr> i think
<Rowr> the first show
<Rowr> should be name the 5th show
<Sweep> yeah
<Rowr> like we are established
<Sweep> Episode 5
<Sweep> =|
<Sweep> we should just pick random numbers for each episode
<Rowr> episode 5 : :|
<Sweep> episode 100
<Rowr> and a letter
<Sweep> WE BEAT BSHAF TO 100!!
<Rowr> like the end of sesame street
<Lies> Episode R21
<Wallace> :")
<Sweep> haha
<Sweep> R2D2
<Sweep> =|
<Lies> :|
<Wallace> episode R2D2 XD
<Sweep> or we could use abstract shapes
<Rowr> :DD
<Rowr> yeh
<Lies> Episode R21Episode dodecahedron
<Sweep> Episode: Triangle
<Rowr> like a trianglular prism
<Lies> Episode dodecahedron!
<Sweep> isnt that a dinosaur?
<Lies> no, it's a 12-sided polygon
<Sweep> ....
<Sweep> it SOUNDS like a dinosaur
I love the IRC.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO ON OUR AWESOME PODCAST!!