There Are Some Weird Ways to Get to My Website

There are some weird ways to get to my site, and these strange people have found them. These are just some choice search engine queries that have been typed into Google and somehow lead to my piddly little website. And I don't even get that many visitors! I want to see this kind of data for giant sites like the BBC or something! That would be nuts! But, without further ado, here we go: The Weirdest Google Searches That Lead to My Site.

"mike blackwell blog our story" - I don't know what this guy wants. Is he asking me to blog his story? Does he want to find a story someone has written about my blog? It's so confusing.

"modern warfare 4 cutscenes" - Somehow, this person discovered that the creators of Modern Warfare 2 had secretly produced not only Modern Warfare 3, but 4 as well! Having already seen all the cut-scenes from the 3rd one (they're not that hard to find) he went searching for the last piece of this epic saga. Sadly, he found himself at my site. Sorry, bro!

"why do games have all these cutscenes" - I love it when people ask Google questions. It's never a good way to get an answer, the most you'll ever find is someone just as stupid (or more stupid) than you asking the same question on Yahoo Answers. I like this one specifically because I can't help but read it as a Seinfeld joke: "And what's up with these video games? Why do they gotta have all these darn cut-scenes in them?"

"the year of things game" - I can't make head nor tail of this. I seriously hope English was not this person's first language.

"mike blackwell chairman of the board" - I don't know what board I'm chairing, but I would very much like to find out so I can fulfill my chairing duties in a satisfactory manner.

"mike blackwell house-sitting" - I don't house-sit. Also, I think trying to find a house-sitter through the internet is a terrible idea.

"Borderlands scythids are creepy" - I COMPLETELY AGREE.

"what if characters raging blast 2" - I feel terrible that I couldn't provide this person an answer to his question. I completely wasted his valuable time.

"anime girls two guys fuck" - I....I....I don't know. I don't know what I wrote to make this search yield my website, and I don't want to know. Maybe I posted it while I was sleeping.

So, by writing this update, I have just confirmed that more people will fall into my trap of a website through these weird-ass searches. From now on, I will try to focus my writing on these subjects, in order to provide my valuable readers with what they apparently want.

The internet is weird.