We're NBA Champions! Party at the... White House? **Spoilerz!**
by jjweatherman
So this happened: "Dead Eye" Parker and RJ giving the #1 sign with Obama That's my baller on the left. I think he's in the process of rabbit-earring Tony Parker. Team photo with our baller president, y'all! What the hell. Why don't I get to hold the jersey? Fuck you Ginobili; you weren't MVP! That jersey looks like cardboard. IWannaShakeThePresidentsHandFuuuuuu! Never. I expected an actual trop...
So this happened:
"Dead Eye" Parker and RJ giving the #1 sign with Obama 
That's my baller on the left. I think he's in the process of rabbit-earring Tony Parker. 
Team photo with our baller president, y'all! 
What the hell. Why don't I get to hold the jersey? Fuck you Ginobili; you weren't MVP! 
That jersey looks like cardboard. 
IWannaShakeThePresidentsHandFuuuuuu! 
Never. I expected an actual trophy ceremony after I won, but this is actually way better. My Player season 2 starts now! I'm gonna kick so much more ass now that I'm not a rookie. I decided to leave the Spurs behind and sign with the Magic this season. Yeah, RIGHT after winning the championship. Who the fuck does that? My guy's such an asshole. "Thanks for the championship. See ya suckers!" Side-note: I love that digital Obama is in this game. So unexpected, and so great.