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Ubisoft who publishes the game in PAL regions held a launch party at the IMAX in Sydney tonight for the 360 release. They showed the usual footage plus a scene that hadn't been showed in the country before. Unfortunately, no cameras allowed so i don't have any pictures. However the one thing that I noticed the most during hands on is that...the game...didn't look very nice. In terms of picture...

STALKER - Call of Pripyat Master Difficulty Complete! To be honest the ending isn't all that great, one thing I did notice though was that they use real (I think?) photos of in game characters that look quite good! All in all a really good game, although maybe a tad stale by the end. I only really managed to miss one thing and that was that I didnt fight against one of the factions. Although I...

I played a Dragon Age a LOT, but it was only recently I realised something. Dragon Age was the first time I had experienced a realistic and meaningful moral predicament. Let me explain. I was playing a good character, so every quest I'd play until I was given a choice and then go "Ah! thats the good choice and thats the bad choice" and I'd pick the good choice which to me was pretty clear cut....

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So I got birthday money lying around and cant really think of much I want. When im broke I can think of lots of things lol. Reccomend me something videogame related around $300. I have a 360. So far I've considered a Nintendo DSi, Rockband 2 or a Bunch of 360 games (I have a back catalogue to catch up on.)

Whats that you say? You love dead face blurry phone shots!? Man do I have a surprise for you. Ignore the popped collar I was getting dressed! Also in that first pic im going super saiyan I dont know if you noticed.

Hey guys, long time no see. I made breakfast this morning and took TWO pictures. Then I discovered a bunch of other pictures I took of another meal. Plus some bonus shots because I love you. That is this mornings breakfast, here is another meal I did a while ago. And here is some bonus shots of a park down the road of my and my car.

The Chaser's War on Everything from what I've heard should of been brought to the USA not very long ago. They've had controversies aplenty with them getting through APEC security dressed as Bin Laden and making a song about dead people who are bastards. The latest one I'm not so sure about...even if they manage to make it funny sometimes I don't know how to deal with that. It's satire so it did...

Write a piece based on your experience of smell (the experience of having smelt something good or bad; a description of the smell of a particular object, etc.). This is just the start of my answer My favorite smell in the world is the collective smell of a beautiful yum cha restaurant in Parramatta called The Tingha Palace. Particularly during the best times in the day to go. That is to say whe...

Well, within 10 years time... Australian scientists have made headlines around the world by....you know what i'll just quote it.. "The team at Swinburn University of Technology yesterday revealed it had used nanotechnology to record information in five dimensions. This means DVDs could potentially hold up to 10 terabytes of data -- equal to 10,240 gigabytes, whereas the average disc now can sto...

Now, 90s cartoons. The period of cartoons that I hold closest to me but what makes them different from 80s or the cartoons we have now? Probably the Electric Metal Intros... (so badass), giant animal humans just breaking through walls and dodging lasers, why? because its badass now shut your whore mouth! Dragonball Z - "Rock the Dragon" (fan remaster) Biker Mice From Mars ( Full Version w/ Lyri...

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OK! So eating some food thats kinda spicy and has ginger in it, then drinking pepsi MAX totally tastes and feels like drinking ginger ale. I am DEAD serious. >_> (has that weird sizzly ginger ale thing going on too.)

Sweet and Sour Chicken Ok ok, #3.5. I remade my chicken balls from my last post but with way more flavour and ingrediants. They were really good but i decided to make a meal out of them since I was stuck cooking dinner AGAIN (thanks MUM). Invaders...in my KITCHEN!?!!? This is war!!! But first...need to pump up with a little SPARTTTA!!!!!!!!

Chinese Chicken Balls G'day guys, Johnny5 here (were you expecting that!?) with another spontaneous "hey lets take pictures in the kitchen" series! This recipe is courtesy of Canadian chef Michael Smith and is fairly simple although kind of messy. What Are They? Puree'd chicken with green onion, soy sauce and sesame oil shaped into quenells, deep fried and served with dipping sauce. Tasting! Fu...

So I have this conversation every once and a while were we discuss things that I know about but people in America have clearly never heard about so I wanna tell you guys here too. 1) Golden Gaytime IceCreams 2) Coon Cheese 3) We also have a bike shop chain called Blackman Bicycles 4) UPDATE: Fags candy/chocolate ciggarettes (banned in USA and CA) now called Fads Candy Sticks. (also the phrase "...

Usually I wouldnt post about crap like this, but I was totallyed annoyed at Necrons and I finally beat the insane necron ai. Not anything special but I'd thought I'd show some random pics. Also see new Candy Apple Paint Scheme :D

Ok I thought I'd show something different to my last blog and show that I can do things besides asian. (SORRY FOR THE SHITTY PICTURES) >_> Bacon Rissoto Chicken Stock Aborio Rice Reisling White Wine Butter Bacon Eschallots Olive Oil Parmesan White Onion Celery Salt + Pepper All is normal... OH GOD WATCH OUT RISSOTO!!!

The new Empire Total War. and increasingly cheap hardware

So I went to the city with some friends on NYE (usually not such a good idea). It wasnt very pleasant at the start, horribly crowded train! Horrible crowds too but it was still fun :) caption caption caption caption caption caption caption caption caption caption caption

Gotta get pumped! Thinly sliced chicken prepared cooking LOOKS GOOD!!! WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!...damn elves Extra sauce added and pepper SECRET SAUCE!!! Sauce added! Notice the nice colour of the wok (from lots of proper cooking) Plated! Garnished with fried onion and scallions I'm ready for my closeup! Bonus Pics (so you compare it with how i normally look) Glowsticks! YOU GON GET RAPED!!!! Rando...

Special edition video games (also called collectors or limited) have been around for a while and offer some limited run or otherwise unobtainable items as bonuses for paying a little extra. Items commonly included are special packaging, maps, soundtracks, art books and occasionally a making of DVD. The amount of high quality nonstandard goods included in a special edition usually pertains to am...

As long as the content is what is expected then I do not really mind. Its sort of the same as having the expansions. Its like what was said earlier, it seems the fuss is due to mostly misinformation. Although it is what it is, it's their job to make money they're a business and this is probably the best way to do that.

This is my top five songs that make my heart race, that pump me up! (alphabetical order for now). Those of you paying attention will notice there is 6, post which one you think should be cut Duke Nukem Theme - Megadeth Eye of the Tiger - Survivor It's My Life - Bon Jovi Let The Bodies Hit The Floor - Drowning Pool Live To Win - Paul Stanley Thunderstruck - ACDC

Check out my new review of Mercenaries 2(Mine is at the bottom!) .Expect to see me around more often. http://www.giantbomb.com/mercenaries-2-world-in-flames/61-20697/user_reviews/

Greetings fleshy things! I am Johnny 5 (or you can call me Daniel). I've been hanging out on GiantBomb and loving it doing sig requests on the forum, and hanging out in IRC with all the rad regulars. Expect to see even more creatures like this come Saturday! Thought I'd bring you guys some Australia specific news. Spore Creature Creator will be free with Herald Sun and The Saturday Daily Telegr...