Gem studded Red Alert 3 cast...

... or not, but cheese stenched!

Game|Life reported that EA has announced the cast of the Red Alert 3 story FMV sequences!

The list is as follows:

• Gemma Atkinson (Hollyoaks)
• Andrew Divoff (LOST)
• Kelly Hu (The Scorpion King)
• Jenny McCarthy (Singled Out)
• Ivana Milicevic (Casino Royale)
• Jonathan Pryce (Pirates of the Caribbean)
• J.K. Simmons (Spider-Man)
• Autumn Reeser (The OC)
• Peter Stormare (Prison Break)
• Randy Couture (former UFC champion)
• Gina Carano (American Gladiators)
  
  Notable names - Tim Curry, from Congo, as someone in the Soviet side, should be hilarious and George Takei from Star Trek, as, oh, wild guess, someone from the Empire of the Rising Sun... not to mention J.K. Simmons, who played J. Jonah Jameson in the Spiderman films, in which I agree with Cavalli, he was great in the role. He must be someone with the Allies. I'd love to see a cigar chomping general behind a desk...
  
  Oh, and Jenny McCarthy. I remember her from the MTV shows back in 1996. Didn't know she was still alive. Now there's a surprise...
  
  Now where's Greg Kasavin in the cameo as a ruskie soldier? Make it happen, people! *taps foot*