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Illium (not to be confused with ileum)

by ahoodedfigure

Quick note. Been watching Mass Effect in one of my latest over-the-virtual-shoulder-money-saving-vicarious-gaming-experiences, so I've been soaking up a bit of the ephemera that the marketing of the game has brought about (man, do I want some action figures). Ran across a poster that's some nice rendering of a main Asari colony. Problem is the name: Illium . You would have thought a company run...

Quick note.  Been watching Mass Effect in one of my latest over-the-virtual-shoulder-money-saving-vicarious-gaming-experiences, so I've been soaking up a bit of the ephemera that the marketing of the game has brought about (man, do I want some action figures).  Ran across a poster that's some nice rendering of a main Asari colony.  Problem is the name:  Illium.  You would have thought a company run by doctors (please, please stop calling them The Doctors, though.  If they were medical doctors they'd be out there practicing medicine, reducing suffering and saving lives, not making games) would know that that's a term for a part of the hip bone.  Or maybe this is their private joke?
 
There's also another doctor thing that comes up, because one of the supporting characters in Mass Effect turns out to have a very real medical condition, a genetic disease that prevents the proper development of joints and bone tissue.  The problem is, as he's depicted, he doesn't look like he's really suffering from it to its full extent (as far as I can tell; I realize there's a lot of different manifestations of this disease).  You could argue that modern medical technology would help with some of the issues of the disease, but the fact is, if your joints and bones aren't developed properly in one part of your body, they aren't going to grow right anywhere.  Fixing it means fixing the joint/bone problem itself.  Sorry, I'm being cagey so you won't get it spoiled if you don't know about it, and I don't know all the ins and outs of the disease, so feel free to correct me if you know what disease I happen to be talking about.
 
I guess the point of all of this is that it's great when you put in interesting details and neat sounding names, but don't forget to read up a bit on the terms you're using.  Might actually alienate sufferers of a disease, say, when you mention it but don't accurately depict it.  
 
At least they didn't call the city "Ileum."
 
All that said, Mass Effect is one of the few OVSMSVGEs I've actually looked forward to, like I was watching a good television series.  It's not to say that it's nearly as gripping to watch as it might have been as a properly paced show;  the combat can be alternately tedious and comical to watch, with your buddies doing their best to get their asses killed and shoot at walls, and the constant expository dialog is almost painful to listen to, but this is seriously fun to watch.  What I like is that this is in their own universe, and they seem to have been reading enough from the old playbooks that they've changed things up, making some slightly more ALIEN aliens alongside the blue-skinned playthings and gruff warriors, and the disease I mention above, whether or not it's being shown in its proper light, was a real moment of verisimilitude (they could have easily made a disease up, but it's much more relevant to describe a real disease). They're also willing to recognize the laws of physics they're bending and breaking.  That's all I ask of science fiction, really, is to be sensible about the world we live in, even if it's ultimately fantasy most of the time.
 
Now, back to watchin'.