Dear Jeff, Ryan, Brad, Vinny, Dave, et. al.

by rich

Thank you for finally turning me into somebody who cares about achievement points. I am being very serious right now. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with some of my old games so I can get more achievement points, so I can get more S-ranks on my Giant Bomb profile, so I can get more achievement points on said profile. If you could please mail me some of those games that it's really easy to score points with, I would appreciate it.

I am totally writing this blog post so I can finish the quest that also made me change my background of this profile page and re-upload my icon of Fluff sandwiches. Fortunately, I have discovered that my quest completionist tendencies (which I see I share with so many fine members of the Giant Bomb community) do indeed have a limit. It will take more than shiny icons and XP to get me to sign up for Facebook or Twitter.

...Maybe if you throw in a physical reward? Like a decoder ring, or a plastic police badge? Then I'll think about it.

Again, this blog post was written in all seriousness.

Yours truly,
Rich