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"Technical three puppies!"
"Aw look at this guy. It's like he was experimented on by a faceless evil corporation to be super cute."
"Oh man he's adorable. He didn't seem to like getting petted though. I wanna leave his owner on a giant floating magical rock to die so I can take him home with me, oh my god."
"Aw, you just love to rip out muggers' throats, dontcha boy? Yes you do!"
"I just wanna eat them up. First I'd eat the one on the left, then the one on the right. Hey my hand's on fire from petting them, that's not cool, puppy."
"This little pup followed me everywhere after I petted it. Then it stepped on a landmine. I'm going to take it up with Jeff about why these are all over the office."
"I love metal puppies too. I love all puppies."
"Awww, I want to pet him until my hand falls off and he has to draw me a new one."
"So this was the most adorable little dog that I met in a cyberpunk alleyway the other day, and now I have magical powers somehow."
"This pup is so soft, I just want to pick him up and launch him at Sorceresses. AWWMYGOD."
