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Gaming Peeps Say the Darndest Things

by spacetrucking

Developers and marketing will say anything to get your attention, often leading to some interesting choice of words.

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Fable II

1. Fable II

"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here." - Peter Molyneux

Haze

2. Haze

"Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit! I had to come up with a track that can hit up that kind of rush I get from the game and I think we really rocked it!!" - Jonathan Davis (Korn)

Duke Nukem Forever

3. Duke Nukem Forever

"Always bet on Duke." - 1997 Trailer

“We’re confident that DNF will be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, game of 1998. And this confidence is not misplaced.” – Scott Miller, 1997

“Trust us, Duke Nukem Forever will rock when it comes out next year.” – Joe Siegler, 1999

“If DNF is not out in 2001, something’s very wrong.” – George Broussard, 2001

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4. John Romero's Daikatana

"John Romero is about to make you his bitch."

inFamous 2

5. inFamous 2

"The second game, if we do our jobs right, will hopefully give you a HEART ATTACK."

Gears of War 3

6. Gears of War 3

"A beta is like hooking up with a girl just to say, 'Yeah, I fucked her.' I know that sounds crude, but it’s the honest-to-God truth." - CliffyB.

Ninety-Nine Nights II

7. Ninety-Nine Nights II

"The game will support ONE MILLION TROOPS.WOOOW. ONE...MILLION...TROOPS! *love you guys*

If you press XXX YYY and then XX YY again, you will be sucked!" - The adorable Tak Fuji

Dragon Age: Origins

8. Dragon Age: Origins

"TRULY, this is the age of dragons"

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

9. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

"Brought to you by: Fight.Against.Grenade.Spam." - PSA

"Infinity Ward - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: How good? Eating your fav ice cream while getting a bj in zero gravity ... is a close 2nd." - Dane Cook

Rule of Rose

10. Rule of Rose

"He who buries the little girl wins."

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