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Characters You Don't Wanna Be Stuck in an Elevator With

by spacetrucking

As if claustrophobia wasn't enough.

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Ashley Williams

1. Ashley Williams

Be ready for a crash course on space bigotry.

Alma Wade

2. Alma Wade

She will jump your bone and I don't think you can push "X" long enough.

Johnny Sasaki

3. Johnny Sasaki

Explosive diarrhea and elevators - two things that never mix well.

Zoran Lazarevic

4. Zoran Lazarevic

Keep him busy with treasure talk to distract him from his neck snapping ways.

Helicopter

5. Helicopter

How did a helicopter get inside an elevator ? I don't know. I don't know how helicopters do anything but you definitely don't want one of these around.

Otacon

6. Otacon

He might be a tech wizard but his constant yearning for Naomi makes him too much to bear. Also known to wet himself when under duress...ewww!

7. Mike Tyson

'Cause he is Mike Tyson.

Raziel

8. Raziel

You don't wanna know what a thousand years of agony and dead skin smell like.

Akuma

9. Akuma

Temperamental; avoid close contact. Gets freaky when the lights go out.

Alex Mercer

10. Alex Mercer

His perpetual anger and grumbling make him a bore. More importantly, his consume ability makes an inescapable danger.

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