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Ryan: Quick Look Start to Death Time

by rjpelonia


No night vision goggles required for "pullin' a Brad."
Ya know, Brad isn't the only one who " pulls a Brad" during Quick Looks, and we give him a lot of flak for it. Inspired by Mustard's amazing list, I decided to compile lists for all the other Giant Bombers' "Start to Death" times in Quick Looks, this one being for Ryan!

"Start to Death" is defined as the time elapsed between the start of the Quick Look, and Ryan dying, regardless of the method. Occasionally, there will be two times listed, the reason being written in the description for the game. Also, I kept track of not only the time of death, but also the Death Count to list how many times they died during the Quick Look.

I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I had fun putting it all together! And remember, "It's tougher to play and talk at the same time, than you think."

Links to the other Quick Look Start to Death Time Lists:
Brad - Jeff - Vinny - Dave - Drew - Sean - Andy - Mike - Will - Alex - Jared

Ryan's Total Quick Looks Ran: 243

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Aliens vs. Predator

1. Aliens vs. Predator

(Multiplayer Demo)
Start to Death - 0:12
Cause - Predatorized
Death Count - 36

Alright, I'm calling it: Quickest "pullin' a Brad" that will ever be done. This will not be beaten.
[EDIT 4/1/2010]: I was wrong.

Cubixx

2. Cubixx

Start to Death - 0:39
Cause - Ran right into the not-Qix
Death Count - 3

Fastest three lives spent too.

Pac-Man Party

3. Pac-Man Party

Start to Death - 1:10
Cause - Hit by a Pooka on the first stage of Dig-Dug
Death Count - 2

What is wrong with Ryan, indeed! C'mon. Who dies on the first stage of Dig-Dug?

Shank

4. Shank

Start to Death - 1:20
Cause - Shot by Franco. Flex, Sal, and Maxwell the dog definitely weren't helping either
Death Count - 3

Ryan got shivved. He got shivved and then shanked. And then he got shot. And then he died. But before all that, he got mauled by a dog.

A Boy and His Blob

5. A Boy and His Blob

Start to Death - 1:31
Cause - Fell on spikes
Death Count - 9

Should've hugged that Blob more.

LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

6. LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

Start to Death - 1:54
Cause - Shot by... Brad? I'm going to say Brad killed him
Death Count - 5

Brad shot first.

And Yet It Moves

7. And Yet It Moves

Start to Death - 1:56
Cause - Fell too hard into the ground
Death Count - 6

Remember: The enemy is down.

Borderlands

8. Borderlands

Start to Death - 2:04
Cause - Jeff
Death Count - 2

Jeff demanded satisfaction from Ryan! He didn't ask for it, he demanded it! And so did Brad.

Super Mario All-Stars

9. Super Mario All-Stars

Start (from beginning of video) to Death - 23:40
Start (from beginning of Ryan's turn) to Death - 2:20
Cause - Chain-chomp'd from chasing a Star
Death Count - 1

The worst Mario play he's ever fucking done, according to Ryan.

Tekken 6: Bloodline Rebellion

10. Tekken 6: Bloodline Rebellion

Start to Death - 2:29
Cause - Jeff
Death Count - 14

Not even Miguel's pimp coat could save Ryan from Jeff's mad Hwoarang skills.

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