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Jeff: Quick Look Start to Death Time

by rjpelonia


Be careful when "pullin' a Brad" near Luchadeer.
Ya know,  Brad isn't the only one who " pulls a Brad" during Quick Looks, and we give him a lot of flak for it. Inspired by Mustard's amazing list, I decided to compile lists for all the other Giant Bombers "Start to Death" times in Quick Looks, this one being for Jeff!
 
"Start to Death" is defined as the time elapsed between the start of the Quick Look, and Jeff dying, regardless of the method. Occasionally, there will be two times listed, the reason being written in the description for the game. Also at times, they Quick Look a game more than once for different platforms or DLC. Since lists do not allow me to put the same game in twice, I put both death info in the one game, separating them by console/DLC. Finally, I kept track of not only the time of death, but also the Death Count to list how many times they died during the Quick Look.
 
I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I had fun putting it all together! And remember, "It's tougher to play and talk at the same time, than you think."
 
Links to the other Quick Look Start to Death Time Lists:
Brad - Ryan - Vinny - Dave - Drew - Sean - Andy - Mike - Will - Patrick - Alex Jared
 
Jeff's Total Quick Looks Ran: 302

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

1. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

(Stimulus Package)
Start to Death - 0:07
Cause - Shot up
Death Count - 26

This. This is the quickest "pullin' a Brad" that will ever be done.

(PC)
Start to Death - 4:22
Cause - Shot at
Death Count - 20

This Quick Look needed more Oscar Mike.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

2. Battlefield: Bad Company 2

(Beta)
Start to Death - 0:24
Cause - A tank
Death Count - 15

Tanks hate Jeff, apparently.

Crysis 2

3. Crysis 2

(Multiplayer Demo)
Start (from beginning of video) to Death - 14:25
Start (from beginning of Jeff's turn) to Death - 0:28
Cause - Shot while trying out the feel of the controls
Death Count - 9

All first-person shooters need destructable trees.

(The Real Thang)
Start to Death - 44:04
Cause - Ran out of ammo and went out in a blaze of glory. With his fists
Death Count - 16

I, uh, I don't think the increased armor's doing anything.

Game Room

4. Game Room

Start to Death - 2:25
Cause - Ran into a red guy
Death Count - 38

Separate Death Count for Games:
Jungler - 3
Astro Smash - 1
Combat - 20
Crystal Castles - 3
Finalizer - 3
Tempest - 3
Yar's Revenge - 5

(Game Pack 3)
Start to Death - 3:01
Cause - Shot at by delicious waffles
Death Count - 6

Separate Death Count for Games:
Megamania - 3
Pitfall! - 3

(for 05/12/2010)
Start to Death - 2:01
Cause - Shot by a vector graphic tank
Death Count - 10

Separate Death Count for Games:
Battlezone - 3
Keystone Kaper - 1
Mega Zone - 3
Oink! - 3

(for 05/19/2010)
Start to Death - 1:13
Cause - Hit by a serious ass asteroid
Death Count - 14

Separate Death Count for Games:
Asteroids - 3
Demons to Diamonds - 5
Shark! Shark! - 1
Time Pilot - 5

(for 05/26/2010)
Start to Death - 7:12
Cause - Ran into the ghost of Zachary Graves and went CRAZY! But they won anyway
Death Count - 14

Separate Death Count for Games:
Haunted House - 1
Millipede - 1
River Raid - 6
Spider Fighter - 3
Strategy X - 3

(for 06/02/2010)
Start to Death - 6:12
Cause - Bombarded with missles
Death Count - 4

Separate Death Count for Games:
Missile Command - 1
Mr. Goemon - 3

(for 06/09/2010)
Start to Death - 4:01
Cause - Missed the landing
Death Count - 11

Separate Death Count for Games:
Circus Atari - 5
River Raid II - 6

(for 06/16/2010)
Start to Death - 3:53
Cause - Blasted by a smaller chopper
Death Count - 4

Separate Death Count for Games:
Chopper Command - 3
Liberator - 1

(for 06/23/2010)
Start to Death - 2:17
Cause - Touched a... thing... after it hatched... or something...
Death Count - 58

Separate Death Count for Games:
Black Widow - 4
H.E.R.O. - 5
Laser Blast - 38
Triple Action - 11

(for 06/30/2010 and 07/07/2010)
Start to Death - 5:19
Cause - Flew into enemy spaceship
Death Count - 17

Separate Death Count for Games:
Juno First - 3
River Raid II - 3
Kaboom! - 2
Star Strike - 1
Warlords - 1
Major Havoc - 3
Scooter Shooter - 1
Sky Diver - 3

(for 07/14/2010)
Start to Death - 1:40
Cause - Shot by enemy spaceship. Also talking about Mr. Gaddy's Pizza
Death Count - 7

Separate Death Count for Games:
Gyruss - 4
Quadrun - ...3?

(for 07/21/2010)
Start to Death - 5:49
Cause - Uh... crashed into the score?..
Death Count - 11

Separate Death Count for Games:
Gravitar - 8
Yie Ar Kung-Fu - 3

(for 07/28/2010)
Start to Death - 7:49
Cause - Shot by tiny, high-pitched enemy ship
Death Count - 20

Separate Death Count for Games:
Asteroids - 13
Frostbite - 4
Jail Break - 3

(for 08/04/2010)
Start to Death - 6:19
Cause - Shot by something
Death Count - 16

Separate Death Count for Games:
Beamrider - 3
Centipede - 5
Cosmic Commuter - 4
Thin Ice - 4

(for 08/11/2010)
Start to Death - 0:43
Cause - Didn't dodge 'em
Death Count - 11

Separate Death Count for Games:
Dodge 'Em - 6
Dolphin - 5

(for 08/18/2010)
Start to Death - 5:29
Cause - Hit by car
Death Count - 10

Separate Death Count for Games:
Freeway - 3
Seaquest - 5
Snafu - 2

(for 08/25/2010)
Start to Death - 7:07
Cause - Ran over by a semi from nowhere
Death Count - 8

Separate Death Count for Games:
City Bomber - 8

(for 09/08/2010)
Start to Death - 7:12
Cause - Burninated!
Death Count - 4

Separate Death Count for Games:
Thunder Castle - 4

(for 09/15/2010)
Start to Death - 2:41
Cause - Hit by pink ground thing... yep...
Death Count - 6

Separate Death Count for Games:
Flak Attack - 3
Kitten Kaboodle - 3

(for 09/22/2010)
Start to Death - 6:51
Cause - Shot by Urunus on the Mars
Death Count - 4

Separate Death Count for Games:
Galactic Warriors - 4

(for 09/29/2010)
Start to Death - 6:44
Cause - Iced out by enemy red car
Death Count - 6

Separate Death Count for Games:
Hyper Crash - 5
Missle Command - 1

(for 10/06/2010)
Start to Death - 7:27
Cause - Crashed into other car
Death Count - 2

Separate Death Count for Games:
Konami GT - 2

(for 10/13/2010)
Start to Death - 4:34
Cause - Ran out of gas and exploded
Death Count - 3

Separate Death Count for Games:
Radar Lock - 3

(for 10/27/2010)
Start to Death - 18:49
Cause - Shot
Death Count - 11

Separate Death Count for Games:
Jackal - 3
Breakout - 8

(for 11/03/2010)
Start to Death - 3:39
Cause - Eaten by... maroon... thing
Death Count - 6

Separate Death Count for Games:
Kabobber - 1
Space War - 5

(for 11/09/2010)
Start to Death - 6:37
Cause - Human Cannonball missed the target
Death Count - 10

Separate Death Count for Games:
Human Cannonball - 7
Jackal - 3

(for 11/24/2010)
Start to Death - 7:13
Cause - Hit on head by a condor. But then time went backwards and everything was okay
Death Count - 4? 5?

Separate Death Count for Games:
Pitfall II - 2
Trick Trap - 2
Vectron - ...1?


(for 12/02/2010)

Start to Death - 2:03
Cause - Ran into a racist caricature
Death Count - 14

Separate Death Count for Games:
Amidar - 3
Off the Wall - 6
TwinBee - 5

(for 12/08/2010)
Start to Death - 3:34
Cause - Shot from behind by pumpkin cart thing. ...Wait, what pumpkin?
Death Count - 21

Separate Death Count for Games:
Detana!! TwinBee - 3
Pooyan - 4
Thwocker - 14

(for 12/15/2010)
Start to Death - 2:25
Cause - Touched by a chef. ...The touch of death is weird when they're not monsters
Death Count - 14

Separate Death Count for Games:
Food Fight - 4
M.I.A.: Missing in Action - 4
Scramble - 3
Star Raiders - 1
Time Pilot - 2

(for 12/22/2010)
Start to Death - 3:37
Cause - Distracted by the dope beats of Desert Falcon. Then he got hit by something
Death Count - 22

Separate Death Count for Games:
Desert Falcon - 9
Devastators - 4
Iron Horse - 3
Star Ship - 2
Surround - 4

Cubixx

5. Cubixx

Start (from beginning of video) to Death - 1:28
Start (from beginning of Jeff's turn) to Death - 0:33
Cause - Go into his own line
Death Count - 4

You blew up the Sun, Jeff! What have you done? What! Have! You! Done?!

Medal of Honor

6. Medal of Honor

(Beta)
Start (from beginning of video) to Death - 10:55
Start (from beginning of Jeff's turn) to Death - 0:45
Cause - Shot by jumping guy
Death Count - 15

That's just like jumping guy: jumping around corners and then waiting for you on the other end.

(Non-Beta)
Start to Death - 11:18
Cause - Didn't get to a hard point
Death Count - 25

Should've been attempting to throw a bottle into a fire. Apparently, you become invincible when you do that.

Doc Louis's Punch-Out!!

7. Doc Louis's Punch-Out!!

Start (from beginning of video) to Death - 7:29
Start (from beginning of Jeff's turn) to Death - 0:47
Cause - He didn't dodge
Death Count - 1

Vinny initially started this Quick Look and about halfway through, Jeff took over to try it. And he got rocked.

Bangai-O HD: Missile Fury

8. Bangai-O HD: Missile Fury

Start to Death - 0:47
Cause - Missiles. A FURY of missiles
Death Count - 2

Soooooooo many missiles........

LittleBigPlanet

9. LittleBigPlanet

Start to Death - 0:54
Cause - Fell in fire
Death Count - 3

You know, seeing Jeff's Sackboy being stuck on a treadmill for thirty seconds was amusement all in its own.

Dino D-Day

10. Dino D-Day

Start to Death - 1:01
Cause - Hit by an explosion
Death Count - 12

So happy!

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