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@zevvion said:
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And Japan strikes again with fetishizing little girls. But it's okay! Nowi is over 1000 years old! *eyeroll*
And Japan strikes again with fetishizing little girls. But it's okay! Nowi is over 1000 years old! *eyeroll*

I don't see much of a problem with this one, and I'm missing the 'little girl' angle too. Everyone seems to be up in arms about any flat chested women in a skimpy (sometimes even non-skimpy) outfits in games, they could just be a flat chested lady. It doesn't make them supposedly 12 years old or so...

Eh... I don't know if you've played the game but this character's height, behavior, and mannerisms are all also those of a child (with some secret "savvy" moments thrown in for the "but no guys she is really 1000" angle). Flat-chested mature female characters can certainly exist but it is very clear that is not what they were going for with this one.

And I totally married her and made kids with her. What's up now? I'm a pedophile?

I thought she was adorable and wanted to fake-marry here. We're all playing games here, we all know it's not real. I don't see the problem. It's not actual pedophilia.

Denial's not just a river in Egypt

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My issues in this regard are limited to Quick Looks, as they are supposed to be giving the viewer informed buying advice

Are they? When did they say that?

Yeah, I don't think any of the crew has ever said that Quick Looks were meant as informed purchasing advice. I mean they don't even bring up pricing half the time.

I feel like people misconstrue the title 'Quick Look' people see that and I think they assume it means the guys are quickly looking at a game for the viewers benefit, a 'try before you buy' scenario, when, unless I'm wrong, i always thought it meant "Here is a game the GB guys are looking at for themselves, and you can come along for the ride."

Totally. It may have, at one point, been about that, but now it's just the thing that they do. Every (remotely notable) game that comes out, they shoot a video for it. That's what it is.

Encyclopedia Bombastica has a very specific function, and that's to inform people about old games. They even said they don't do a Bombastica unless they've researched the game beforehand. The Old Games Show is specifically to show off later levels in old games (and to possibly do a Let's Play of Snatcher, should they do a part 2 of that). Quick Looks, though, are just footage of a game that just came out with people talking over them. Sometimes they're informative. Mostly they're not.

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@flstyle said:

My issues in this regard are limited to Quick Looks, as they are supposed to be giving the viewer informed buying advice

Are they? When did they say that?

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2016 Grim Reaper needs to slow down, jeez

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Usually when I see people compare Overwatch to TF2, it's in a positive way. Like, it captures the fun of original TF2 in a new and interesting way. Makes me want to give it a shot. Obviously, it's taking a lot of notes from TF2, but TF2 is also like 7-8 years old.

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@bernard_bernoulli: Again, I'd urge you to read my original post--it's about the videos, not the game. I took a day off work just to play the game because I like it that much. It's really strange to me how people think that any critique--no matter how indirect--is perceived as a knock on something they're invested in.

Don't you think Blizzard put enough time, man-hours, art direction and marketing into these 6-8 minute shorts that they warrant analysis? I do.

I'm not invested in it at all. I just think your critique doesn't have much merit.

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It's just how the game is?

This game was literally just launched, so criticizing it for its art direction as if it had a different one before and now everything's ruined is strange. This is just how the game is.

As for whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, as far as I can tell, it just means they have expressive faces?

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Because that's some bomb-ass break music?

Half the time I assume they don't even break, they just sit there and jam to it for a few seconds. Don't you guys dare cut it.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're terrible.

If the Bomb Crew are desperate to interact with their users, a more effective way to do that would be with the chat, since only a small subsection of users A) get through and B) want to call in in the first place.

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All my current grievances are technical, actually. Why doesn't my mouse cursor disappear in fullscreen video? Why can't you scrub the video with the arrow keys? Why isn't the video 1080p yet? Why is there zero precision to scrubbing the audio player's tiny timeline, and why isn't my last position remembered on the podcasts like it is on the videos? Why does clicking an image open it as a new "page" that gets put in my browser history that I have to back out of multiple times? It seems like the website UI has been completely unchanged for like 5 years or something. I remember when Alexis was the star designer and everyone was really impressed with what he did. That was absolutely warranted, but that was a while ago, and nothing seems to have been changed or improved.

Yeah, their video player is awful. I don't know that they even have web designers anymore. I assume it's just directed by CBS Corporate or something.

I used to sub, a long time ago, but yeah, the lack of passion is what put me off. Jeff and the rest of the crew don't seem to put much thought into developing content, or if they come up with an idea, it gets dropped pretty quickly because some conference happens. Conferences seem to throw their entire production schedule into a tailspin. The staff is also on the one hand super small (because they don't have as many production members as even the Game Grumps) but also kind of bloated with at least two people who, as far as I can tell, do nothing.