Oh jeez... sorry about the essay, but here we go.
10. The babadook: Look, I can understand some people's dislike towards this movie, mainly because of its slightly annoying characters... slightly, is the umm... word I'll use lightly here. What I mean is that it makes me want to punch some people in the face through the screen okay? Another reason is because it's not necessarily a horror versus a drama thriller, so that misled some people, but overall a solid film relying on real horror instead of cheap jumpscares, and a very unconventional ghost story that I can only explain with two words, absolutely amazing. Overall a 8.4 out of 10 from a critical standpoint
9. Eves bayou: I'm a sucker for a good drama and this movie is no exception. The stellar performance and sheer amount of beauty in this mystery drama really shines through. Some people complain about this movie being pretentious, and sure... it yales itself very seriously... does that mean it's bad? Not necessarily. Overall I'll give it an 8.5 out of 10
8. Airplane: The most clever and most feel good movie that I have ever seen to this day. Just the sheer simplicity in its nature and storyline and... stupidity in its humor. It's honestly impossible to make a completely... stellar movie out of such a... basic storyline, but airplane manages to instead of relying on drama and thrilling things, which it still does at some points, it focuses on the humor, which makes this movie a diamond in the dust. Hahahahahahah...hahah...ha...h.h. 8.7-10
7. Seven pounds. This drama starring will smith... hits you where it hurts. It doesn't pull any punches, and just, makes it impossible for you to make it to the end without balling your eyes out... Now, this movies has its flaws. It takes itself... way to seriously. To this point not giving you any compi relief moments, which... sorta sets you up for the films dark and gloomy atmosphere. At least that's what I think, all the fuckers over at rotten tomatoes gave it a 32... oh well. 8.7-10
6. Forrest Gump: I... really can't say much about this one that hasn't been said, tom hanks... in his best... and... yeah However amazing, the story was seriously rushed towards the end, which soils the feeling for me sometimes. It's just like, hey... this character dies, and umm... so does this one, and this one. However that little nitpick, it is still a wonderful movie given too short of a run time 8.8-10
5.Big fish: Tim burton... made a this masterpiece... that I had not discovered until recently. Yep... one of the best movies in the drama aspect, and lighthearted aspect, I really wanted this higher on the list... but, the films above are so good! So... the overall story is about a man who tells some stories, might not sound too interesting... but my god... no spoilers. 9.1-10
4.Arrival: Okay... what the hell happened... what the hell happened to the average alien invasion movie, it grew like 459 crystals, beautiful ambience... stellar acting... amazing art, and a very complicated, powerful, well thought out story! So... aliens land on earth... and they are called heptapods, no spoilers, just watch it.
9.3-10
3.Up: The first 7 minutes say it all, Pixar basically rips your heart out and punts it across the highway in this, surprisingly adult film. Carl Fredrickson, an 87 year old man... always had a dream to travel to paradise falls... he shared dream with his previously deceased wife. So that's all, no spoilers... if you haven't seen it yet... what are you waiting for?
9.5-10
2.crash: Wow... racism... Wow... rape... wow... the most powerful American film that I've ever seen in my life. Crash just takes my soul and flattens it. I don't think I've ever cried so much in a movie... really... I don't know what to say it's so beautiful in its way to present emotion that it literally strikes you in a way that no movie has before...
9.7-10
So... this is the end of the line?
Before you read number one, here are some honorable mentions
Star Wars
Aliens
The conjuring 2
Kubo and the two strings
What dreams may come
Old yeller
Groundhog Day
Alright... here we go...
1.Harold and maude: Hmm... were you expecting something huge, a pen amazingly well known movie... an unoriginal pick like citizen Kane... nope. Here we have a film where you have to look for that beauty. I tend to have that ability at first glance, but some don't. It is known as a film that will grow on you like mould on wet bread. Harold and maude is very, easy going. It has the dark comedy aspect, the drama aspect, and the overall big heart of an amazing film. And so I say... that the number one... best... movie... ever... gets a rating of.......... 10-10 there are no bars that it doesn't hit, unless you're that one pissy mother of a 9 year old who rates it one star for being a 13 and up sorta movie.
Thanks for reading if you did... bye!
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