Grog
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The Tri-Island area's favourite beverage. Grog will give you chest hair, even if your a woman!


Grog, though drunk as a recreational activity by most pirates, is a remarkably corrosive substance and will eat through metal mugs. The ingredients are secret (probably for the better), though it is said to contain one or more of the following:

  • Kerosene
  • Propylene glycol
  • Artificial sweeteners
  • Sulphuric acid
  • Rum
  • Acetone
  • Red dye #2
  • Scumm (a reference to the SCUMM (Concept) engine)
  • Axle grease
  • Battery acid
  • Pepperoni

A non-alcoholic (and far less dangerous) version of Grog, called Near-Grog, is also available.