Humorous Loading Screen Messages (Concept)

Humorous Loading Screen Messages

CONCEPT

Loading Please Wait... Filling Halflings With Pie...

Overview

Rather than simply having the typical "Loading Please Wait" message on the loading screen, sometimes developers put funny and/or nonsensical messages there in an attempt to make the wait slightly more entertaining. Not to be confused with Loading Screen Advice (Concept), which is actually helpful.

EverQuest

Adding Randomly Mispeled Words Into Text
Adding Vanilla Flavor to Ice Giants
All races of Norrath (Location) will learn to work together
Always Frisky Kerrans (Concept)
Attaching Beards to Dwarves
Bristlebane Was Here
Buy:LurN Tu Tok liK Da OgUr iN Ayt DaYz by OG
Checking Anti-Camp Radius
Creating Randomly Generated Feature
Delivering the Lion Meat to Halas (Location)
DING!
Does Anyone Actually Read This?
Doing Something You Don't Wanna Know About
Doing The Impossible
Don't Panic
Dusting Off Spellbooks
Ensuring Everything Works Perfektly
Ensuring Gnomes (Concept) Are Still Short
Filling Halflings (Concept) With Pie
Generating Plans for Faster-Than-Light Travel
Grrr. Bark. Bark. Grrr.
Have You Hugged An Iksar (Concept) Today?
Have You Tried Batwing Crunchies Cereal?
Hiding Catnip From Vah Shir (Concept)
Hitting Your Keyboard Won't Make This Faster
Honk if You Eat Gnomes
If You Squeeze Dark Elves (Concept) You Don't Get Wine
In The Grey (Location), No One Can Hear You Scream
Isn't It About Time You Washed Your Armor?
Karnor's... Over 41 Billion Trains Served
Loading, Don't Wait If You Don't Want To
Look Out Behind You
Looking For Graphics
Looking Up Barbarian Kilts
Now Spawning Fippy Darkpaw (Character)_432,366,578
Oiling Clockworks (Concept)
Outfitting Pigs (Concept) With Wings
Pizza...The Other Other White Meat
Polishing Erudite Foreheads
Preparing to Spin You Around Rapidly
Refreshing Death TouchAmmunition
Ruining My Own Lands
Sanding Wood Elves (Concept)... now 34% smoother.
Sharpening Claws
Sharpening Swords
Spawning Your_Characters01
Starching High Elf Robes
Stringing Bows
Stupidificationing Ogres (Concept)
Teaching Snakes (Concept) to Kick
Told You It Wasn't Made of Cheese
Warning: Half Elves (Concept) Are Now .49999 Elves.
Whacking Trolls With Ugly Stick
Why Do Clerics (Concept) Always Burn the Bread?
Wonder If Phinegal Autropos Tires of Seafood?
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