Penis Floor Man
by mustachio
So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life. Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out. Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground. Penis Floor Man takes a dip. Penis Floor Man takes in the view. Penis Floor Man is scared of heights. Pen...
So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life.
Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out.
Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground.
Penis Floor Man takes a dip.
Penis Floor Man takes in the view.
Penis Floor Man is scared of heights.
Penis Floor Man dies while attempting to bake cupcakes.I'll never forget you, Penis Floor Man.
