Usually I'm the type of player who enjoys going the medic and seeing the team excel rather than just myself. I mostly don't let myself get angry over kill-stealing and I'm rather proud of my number of assists, rather than just my K/D. Typically I'll try and keep an eye out on my fellow comrades to make sure nobody gets left by themselves in a bad situation. I'm not always successful, but I tend...
So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life. Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out. Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground. Penis Floor Man takes a dip. Penis Floor Man takes in the view. Penis Floor Man is scared of heights. Pen...