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by vasta_narada

I can't feel my god damned arm! In kung-fu class, tonight, we were practicing knife defense. Coincidentally , Master Terlecki bought some wooden practice knives, and we got to use them...yay. Seriously though, I like knife defense. There's lots of arm breaking, a few sweeps, and one move where you grab the stabber's arm, twist and pull the guy to the ground, and twist his arm in such a way that...

I can't feel my god damned arm! In kung-fu class, tonight, we were practicing knife defense. Coincidentally, Master Terlecki bought some wooden practice knives, and we got to use them...yay. Seriously though, I like knife defense. There's lots of arm breaking, a few sweeps, and one move where you grab the stabber's arm, twist and pull the guy to the ground, and twist his arm in such a way that the unbearable pain forces you to let go of the knife. Then there's the defensive techniques for when someone's threatening you with a knife (putting it to your throat, pointing it at your face).  I love those. However, when you're the practice dummy, they suck! My arm was getting smashed so badly, that when it came time to write our signature in our training logs (Master has to keep these to prove he's teaching, or something), my hand was shaking too much to write >.< Playing Castle Crashers with 3 friends,playing Tales of Vesperia, and eventually playing Infinite Undiscovery (don't care about the reviews) is gonna suck for a while >_>