Let's go kick some young punk's jerk-off asses in the original beat 'em up!
I'm in a shop and buying food (and upping my stats), NOM NOM NOM.
I'm in the bookstore; Holy Shit look how fast I can punch/kick/weapon.
I never knew an 8-bit brawler could have so much depth!
The Pièce de résistance is when I show you my adorable backside while toweling off.