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All reviewsAsura's Wrath2012
4 out of 5 starsButton mash button mash button mash BURST! (Lots of grunting and yelling) Super Punch! Oh no what happened to my arms... man not again. How is any part of the planet still in one piece after all this? ...And cliffhanger, time to buy the DLC.
River City Ransom1989
5 out of 5 starsLet's go kick some young punk's jerk-off asses in the original beat 'em up! I'm in a shop and buying food (and upping my stats), NOM NOM NOM. I'm in the bookstore; Holy Shit look how fast I can punch/kick/weapon. I never knew an 8-bit brawler could have so much depth! The Pièce de résistance is when I show you my adorable backside while toweling off.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past1991
5 out of 5 starsThe greatest adventure an adolescent gamer can take (or a gamer with an adolescent in his heart). The classic elements are here, a classic hero, a classic evil, a legendary sword, and a princess in distress. Why am I always falling into dark places that take me to somewhere new? Finding out my spirit animal is a pink bunny rabbit could have been worse. I'm a green-clothed medieval James Bond.
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Aug 25, 2012
A 5 Sentence Review http://www.giantbomb.com/the-legend-of-zelda-a-link-to-the-past/61-10276/user-reviews/?review_id=23894
Cute Anthropomorphic Animals
Aug 24, 2012
I just picked this game up. After watching the beginning of the quicklook I was sold. I've only scratched the surface and played about 30 minutes of it but I already can only think "Holy shit this is fantastic". Most would be doing themselves a disservice to overlook this.
A little bit more about me...
Aug 4, 2012
...anyway, who am I? Well I'll give you an idea like the last few months I've been doing a one man show, like a lot of comics are doing one man shows and I'm no exception. Uh, I've been doing a one man show at the Improv in Stokey, WV for the last four months, off off off off off Melrose. And the theme of the one man show is about my life growing up as I did in a happy, healthy, and loving fami...
A Positive Drug Story...
Jul 1, 2011
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." Man... is it possible to miss a person you never actually knew? hmm... I guess in a way.
"You wanna take a knee?"
May 20, 2011
Man, I fucking love comedy. And beyond that, I love people talking about comedy and "the journey" as it were; where people ended up in their lives and what experiences defined them as people. And if you like comedy or even think you like comedy and you don't listen to and watch every episode of Marc Maron's WTF podcast and Kevin Pollak's Chat Show I have to say you're an idiot and a fool not to...
Two eyes two suns too heavenly blind
May 13, 2011
My non-FB FB update. Your munchkin quote for today: "I feel like my brain is floating around on an electron cloud." I never got to see SoundGarden when they were together and I was just getting into them before they would go on to be my favorite band of all time... then they broke up. Well I guess I'll never get that chance I thought... turns out I was probably wrong. In fact, I'm going to get...
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