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by tiger_buttercup on June 18, 2010
4 out of 5 starsScore: 80/100
Now i'll be the first person to admit, this game is pretty damn weird. Being a one button "wai wai" action game, there really isn't much detail in the gameplay. The protagonist doesn't even have a face for Christ's sake. Having said that, damn this game is fun. The object is to run from left to write through various environments, timing your A button jump presses at exactly the right moment. Doing so will get you, what I can only describe as the "most awesome" outcome. Pushing it too early will still let you jump, but the environment interactions won't be as relevant or move you alone the map as far as a precise press. If you miss completely you'll get farted on by a giraffe or run over by a stampede of monks. Make sense? No, I know it doesn't, but don't tell me you didn't feel fantastic the first time you did choreographed dance moves with those cheerleaders.  
 
Now in my opinion, you have to weigh content and price. This is by no means an in-depth game. I can't even say it's a game you'll play more than twice. I can say however, it's well worth 500 Wii points to say "hey look at this crazy Japanese game.....yeah i'm totally riding that dinosaur."

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