The more I play video games and reflect upon them, the more I realize I have two passions: games that tell a beautiful tale of deep emotion and games that are, for lack of a better phrase, BATSH*T INSANE. I'd hope you can tell which category Metal Gear Rising may just fit in. Let me tell you about the best part of this game: ZANDATSU. The amount of power this game quirk provides the player is astounding. Maybe you can't cut everything, but you can certainly cut enough to your heart's content. Did I just chop that Gekko into 252 pieces? HELL YES. Did I just slice off that caution tape covering a poster on the wall to reveal a VERY healthy and attractive female? OH YEAH. If you're looking for a grand story that will give you more than a feeling, then turn away now. If you're looking for an all thriller, no filler tale of a cyborg badass, THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU. Seriously, one of the tightest gaming experiences on the market right now. It makes me want to become a chef.
