What is the WORST AND MOST UNIVERSALLY, OVERWHELMINGLY OVER-HATED GAME EVER MADE ???
PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES ?
Wrong.
BUBSY ?
So wrong.
The correct answer is (get ready for it, get serious, I'm gonna say it)...
STUPID INVADERS (A.K.A. THE NOT-SO-EPIC MISADVENTURE OF FIVE INCREDIBLY STUPID DUMB BRAINDEAD MURDEROUS EVIL ALIENS) !!!
WHY ???
1. The game was so horrendously forgettable--a poor adaptation of an underrated short-lived cartoon called Space Goofs, which everything about that cartoon is WAY better than this crap. While the same characters in the TV show were incredibly likeable, here they were flanderized into rapist, human-killing aliens.
2. Extremely fugly and terrible vomit-inducing graphics that make Bubsy 3D's graphics look outstanding in comparison. No, really, the graphics are a hideous eyesore to look at. The designs of the characters compared to their original cartoon counterparts, as well as the settings, are very disturbing, creepy, weird, and disgusting, even in 3D. Even the camera angles are nasty and sickening and freakish.
3. Too shallow, even for its target audience, whom for it cannot apparently decide. While the cartoon was intended for general audiences, this has more of a risqué approach, hence the unnecessary ESRB T for Teen rating, which is not really a good idea and it doesn't like an interesting one at all, as there aren't that many adult concepts that you could over the show, what more could you get out of a game about that?
4. The actors, though their acting was top-notch in the cartoon, here were very unprofessional and bad, and the voice acting done here is obnoxious, poorly done, grating, and very annoying, especially from Rob Paulson and Billy West. It's as annoying and grating as the entire cast of South Park (the worst show ever!) and all the Muppets and possibly even more so than the voice of Angela Anaconda.
5. The plot was sort of interesting, but that doesn't mean the game was good at all.
6. The green Martian with the fatty watermelon head (his name is Candi, I think) is clearly a creepy transvestite in this hideous nightmare of a game...and it shows. This little creep even gets horny phone calls and encounters a hideous sweaty rapist in a disgusting shockingly pink rabbid costume.
7. The game ruined the cartoon's popularity in North America when released. Nothing in this game was funny or cute, even in the slightest, but rather annoying, irritating, frustrating, and intimidating.
8. It was just a piece of garbage game with dull, uninspired, unoriginal, and very boring gameplay. It also crashes frequently on all versions of Windows/Mac OS for stupid reasons (pun not intended).
9. The developers were ran out the good ideas for the game! Even its own official website doomed it all the way from the start! Not to mention, this crappy game also gave Ubisoft a very bad rep!
10. Lacks wholly and entirely of original!!!!
No joke, this game is literally worse than Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Bubsy, and all the other worst games ever invented!!!! Not to mention, much like what Plumbers Don't Wear Ties did to the 3DO, this game did even worse damage to the Dreamcast!!!! And this is also very similar to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, albeit an interactive Cartoon Network TV show!!!
IT EVEN RIPPED OFF TWO AWESOME CULT CLASSIC GAMES, MYST AND LEGO ISLAND!!!!!!
Like the entire and whole storyline of Stupid Dumb Invaders was ripped off and stolen Lego Island and its sequel, The Brickster's Revenge, too!
And, of course, the gameplay and its mechanics were stolen completely from Myst and its sequels!
I cannot believe I wasted ALL my time when all I wanted to do was to buy and try a very atrociously abysmal and stupid and dumb and crappy game like STUPID FREAKING INVADERS! In fact the name of this game is literally accurate, its title truly says it all...!
This godawful crappy game was so much lower than the Rabbids (which I also despise with a burning passion)!
I am hoping no one will EVER EVER EVER play this game, and the Angry Video Game Nerd makes a review out of it sometime soon.
I am also hoping there will be no sequel called Stupid Invaders 2 or anything else related to Stupid Invaders.
Go watch the cartoon Space Goofs (from the same studio that gave us Oggy and the Cockroaches), it's far superior to this crap!
Ow, I recommend u to DO NOT PLAY THIS CRAP!!! STAY FAR AWAY!!!
Overall, STUPID INVADERS SUCKS, VERY BAD, VERY BORING, DUMB, STUPID, UNORIGINAL, CRAPPY, POINTLESS, RIDICULOUS, CRAZY (AND DEFINITELY NOT IN AN ENJOYABLE WAY), AND ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, 100% THE WORST AND MOST HORRIFYING GAME EVER MADE!!!!
OVERALL RATING: 0%; 0/5; F-
P.S. I didn't to be nasty or rude, but the game did very bad for real!