I keep getting this garbage on Steam and everyone who plays this will be bored in seconds. I hate this nuisance of a game. The humor is incredibly difficult and comes off as very annoying and know-it-all-ish. I know this game seems popular and there seems to be a significant number of people who like it. It really isn't for me or anyone I've ever met in person. I mean, I've never had a game that makes me feel so stupid, so bored and so frustrated all at the same time. Yes. That. This is just boring to play and there's no story into it. I didn't even particularly like this game once I obtained it on my birthday. I got it for my 14th birthday. My best friends at school told me it was a good game for youngsters...and even teens, which makes no sense, even in the slightest. But I decided to just try to get rid of it myself. It's not what I expected. It took me all of about 30 mins to find out that this game is so booooooring. So we sent it to gamestop and traded it for Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Which also wasn't any better. But this...it's just nothing but a silly puzzle game and not much different. It also has bad language and a sexy girl, with gigantic breasts, running around in the game. On top of that, the annoying, cheesy, and overused voice acting bounces on my nerves heavily. Besides, the tiny "instruction" manual doesn't even tell you WTF you're supposed to do in this game! Okay fine...I figure it must be self-explanatory then, and put the game in. I JUST ROAMED AROUND FOR 30 MINUTES AND I HAVE NO F-ING IDEA WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING! Are game developers really getting that cheap that they don't even want to include a couple pages to tell you HOW TO PLAY THE GAME!? Can anyone instruct me on how to play this garbage!? Guess what: I HATE and SHUT UP ABOUT Portal and Portal 2 are very B**** and STUPID. Maybe we'll just get rid of the PS3. Which would make since because I don't have a TV anymore. And the electricity is shut off. I do not recommend it to anyone. If you want high quality interactive entertainment go play the original Portal or Valve's other titles. Just play something else and keep this away from me. Whoever still plays this please just stop once and for all, you are only wasting your time.
