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Iron Pants

Published July 23, 2008
2 out of 5 starsScore: 40/100

I' l keep this brief. Short , simple , precise.

Thumbs-up:
1. A variety of moves. Punches, Rockets etc etc. ( Makes it a bit more than a total failure )
2. U R unstoppable. It makes u feel like a demigod.
3. Flying is quite something. Which sometimes gives u another sorry excuse for " ok , i'l give it another five minutes " thing.

Thumbs-down:
1. Graphics are disgusting. It all seems brown, shallow, lacking in detail and jagged. Yuck! ( Especially after games like GoW and Crisis Core )
2. Combat is extremely tedious and monotonous as the enemy AI is terrible beyond terrible-ism.
3. Upgrades doesn't seem as useful as they should be.
4. Environments are ugly ugly ugly. ( It seems like the developers are out of ideas anymore )
5. Halfway through the game, u' l wan to just QUIT!!
6. No sense of development throughout the course of the game.
7. Secondary objectives are just lame. ( Seriously?! Cant the developers think of something more interesting than smashing up a bunch of weapons cache??)

Conclusion:
Unless u have absolutely no life , and u have too much money to spent , i suggest u get this game. If not, it is best that u keep the hell away from this lousy crap.

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