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Barney Stinson's favorite game

Published January 18, 2013
5 out of 5 starsScore: 100/100

This game is the best, because Neil Patrick Harris is the best. I don't get why everyone else dislikes this game. It has gryphons and cockatrices and minotaurs! COME ON GUYS.

Maybe the pandora's box is kind of a snoozy-worthy concept, since it makes no sense. If all the evil of the world is in the box, then how do you explain Hitler? Or if the box is already open, then how come we don't see demons walking the Earth? It's really just kind of absurd either way.

Ok here is how I would have made this game: You are Batman and you are fighting Superman. Obviously you can't win. So Superman taunts you, asking you how long you prepped for this fight you can't win (no kryptonite available). So you tell Superman you've been training for this your whole life, which makes him laugh. You then remove million pounds weights from beneath your suit, and as Superman gapes at the craters left in the ground by their descent, you push your lightning fast punch into his stomach so hard he squeaks a bit. One royal beatdown later, you become the leader of the Justice League and marry Lana Lang who is a million times hotter than Lois Lane but not as cute as Chloe Sullivan.

Chloe Sullivan on an average day

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