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This is what I call a shitty game

Published December 13, 2009
2 out of 5 starsScore: 40/100

Haze, really 5 words sum up what I think of this game, Its a piece of shit. Why is it a piece of shit well I guess its time to start digging into this smelly mound of anal waste. First off this game is ugly it looks like an Xbox game almost sometimes whether it be the low resolution textures or the the just unimpressive scope overall its just an ugly-ass game, but I have seen worse and it isn't the worst looking game on the PS3. Another thing that sucks ass big time about this game is the voice acting. Its atrocious and takes the cake for worst voice acting in any game released in 2007. You will not be able to take your team mates seriously because they all sound like drunken rednecks and their dialouge is all 1-dimensional which makes you hate all of the characters who you fight along side with in the game. Another abysmal aspect of the game is it's story. It's presented so badly and makes practically no sense thanks in fact to the shitty voice acting work. The Multiplayer in the game is very sub standard and has no real draw or appeal to it which is a big surprise because didn't the creators of the Timesplitters makes this game? Timesplitters is known for its diverse multiplayer modes and characters so why here do we have neither of these? What went wrong? I do not know and can only hope Free Radical gets their act together in the future even though now their apart of Crytek. Hopefully we'll see Timesplitters 4 as opposed to another mediocre shooter like this. I was really disappointed when I played this game because I generally expected a solid action game like Timesplitters, but what I got was a shitty game for the most part. The game's saving grace is its gameplay which in it's self not that great, but still it can be fun at time and really that is all that counts in the end, the gameplay. That is why Haze isn't one of the worst games ever made, but it is very mediocre and lackluster and really unless your a really hardcore fan of the genre then it could be possible to suggest a rent, but nothing more.

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