Wow, that's really nice looking. It's just like watching the game on TV! Okay, tip-off. Oops, lost the tip-off because I didn't push the right button. Oh well, I'll figure it out. Okay, so they've got the ball. I saw in the controller settings that X was steal, let's try that. What? Personal foul? I didn't even do anything! Whatever. So now they're inbound- What?! Personal foul?! Oh, it was one of my teammates this time. Now they're shooting free throws. Missed the first, hit the second. Now it's my turn with the ball. Watch this, it's gonna be awesome. Okay...how do I get inside? Whoa! Didn't mean to pass to him! That seems like a good spot, shoot it! Oh, come on, learn to aim. Now I've got no defenders back, that's not good. Oh well, it's just another two points. Back on offence. Let's try being aggressiv- Wait. Where'd the ball go? Give me that back! Personal foul?! How the heck are you supposed to play defense? For that matter, how the heck are you supposed to play offence? I don't know how to aim my shots! I don't know how to set up screens! I don't know how to block shots! WHY IS THERE NO TUTORIAL?!
