"Yaris is a horrible game."
You might have heard this somewhere. It's a fucking lie. "Horrible" does not describe what I experienced playing Yaris. Traumatic is far more accurate.
Microsoft didn't remove Yaris because their promotional deal with Toyota expired. They removed Yaris because it was dangerous. This game still gives me nightmares and I haven't played it in over a year.
The one positive thing I can say about playing Yaris is that it provided me with my absolute zero. If I have to rank video games on any sort of scale, I am 100% certain of what the bottom of that scale is.
Fuck you Yaris.
