Legacy User 44692's Reviews

Fairies, Hearts, and Relics: The Legend of Zelda

May 23, 2010

Hello, kids - Gezkrat here. It's been a while since I've done a review, so I figured what better a way to come flailing back into the scene than with a comprehensive review for what I (and everyone else who isn't a mentally handicapped 4th grader) believe to be quite possibly the most iconic game not only for the NES, but in gaming history. That's right; if you haven't guessed it by now, today we're gonna take a…

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Mega Man 31990

Jun 17, 2009

You know, I really hate to review this game. It's not that it's a bad game, it's just, so... long. Have you ever gotten so trashed and hammered drunk that by the time you wake up, you aptly vow to never drink again? Well, apply that theory here: after the destruction of the eight Robot Masters, the game just seems to turn into a huge pile of monotonous repetitiousness. But oh well, let's venture forth with our…

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Super Mario Bros. 31988

Jun 16, 2009

Oh yes. This is what it's all about, guys - this is where it's at. Super Mario Bros. 3. The classic Mario path from which Super Mario Bros. 2 deviated is now back in full-force with the entry of Super Mario Bros. 3 to the legendary series. Goombas? Check. Turtles? Check. Bullet Bill? Check. Super Mushrooms, Starmen, Fire Flowers? Check, check, and check. It's all back, plus so many more enemies and items alike,…

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Super Mario Bros. 21988

Jun 16, 2009

America waited with much anticipation for the sequel to the smash hit original. Japan felt it was too hard for American audiences. America retaliates by bombing Japan and cutting off all trade for some time. Japan retaliates by giving us a dumbed-down version of their sequel and slapping it on Super Mario All-Stars. Yes, readers, I am referring to none other than Super Mario Bros. 2. STORY 2.5/5 After his doped-up…

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Super Mario Bros.1985

Jun 16, 2009

Well, here it is. One of the best-selling, most easily recognizable games of all time: Super Mario Bros. Loosely based on "Donkey Kong," this was the first game that gave our overweight Italian friend his independent shove toward mainstream stardom, as well as an official name: Mario. Countless sales, sequels, and photo shoots later, it's no wonder he's addicted to shrooms. Let's dawn our overalls and shoot some…

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Mega Man 21988

Jun 16, 2009

Well in our case here today, the sequel is the focal point of the franchise. I've said it before and I'm sure many fans of the series will agree with me: Mega Man 2 is hands-down the best installment of the "Classic" era. Let's find out why in what I'm sure will end up a huge review of one of the greatest platformers of all time: Mega Man 2. Once again, and I'm sure this will follow in all the Classic Mega Man…

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Mega Man1987

Jun 16, 2009

Though it boasts quite possibly the worst box art of not only any Mega Man game, but any NES game, how much do we owe to this classic? Well, let's find out as I attempt to rekindle those lost childhood memories, taking you through the original Mega Man, overviewing the Story , Graphics , Sound , and Gameplay , and as a little bonus, I'll be scoring each of the six Robot Masters. Hope you're ready! STORY 3/5 Upon…

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