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The one game you'd be stupid NOT to buy.

Published July 22, 2008
1 out of 5 starsScore: 20/100

6 extreme levels, 9 weapons, 21 collectibles, 3 sets of combos and 45 minutes of gameplay. What a bargain!

6 levels of "intuitive" combat against a variety of blobs (polygons?) that have legs and try to kick you. You use your trusty weapon and useless "Nightcrawler-wannabe" skills to attack them. At the end of each level is a boss that you use the same combat against. Credits roll after 45-60 minutes, and you play it one more time to get the rest of your 1,000 gamerscore.

Then you return it. Because this game is ridiculous. That's my review, no joke.

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