I was sat in my 2019 Tesla Model S from Elon Musk's company Tesla with the exhaust connected to the window, waiting to die, until I saw an ad on my Touchscreen for Blacklight Retribution, at that moment I turned the engine off and decided to turn my life around.
This game changed my life, I can't compliment it enough. It's shooting is responsive and the graphics are beautiful. It is such a fun time to run around shooting at people.
However, as the game's servers have closed I have decided to return to my 2019 Tesla Model S from Elon Musk's company Tesla and end my miserable existence.
TL;DR: Game Closed