Actually a terrible game, but the theme tune alone deserves it a 10/10.

Much like visiting a novelty restaurant, you don't go for the main course, but more the spectacle and the show that surrounds it.

That is this game in a nutshell, the main gameplay is a mediocre but otherwise professionally designed piece of edutainment, that is a nice bonus if you're in to that sort of thing.

But it's the litteral song and dance that of the opening sequence that is why you need to experience this.

80's Hair Metal, Animatronic Dinosaur Puppets with "90's 'Tude" and a meat-faced bond style villain that threatens you in rhyme (Played by Psycho Mantis from MGS no less.)

Telling you any more would be spoilers. It's something one must experience for oneself.